I hate bears

BigZero

BigZero

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Its 5 in the morning and I have to walk to my job at the hilton in whistler. Its bad enough that its still pitch black outside, but theres bears eveywhere and it scares the shit out of me. I've been awake since 4 because a massive black bear ravaged on the garbage bin outside. Every day I gotta deal with the fact that some bear is gonna eat me.

I need a gun.
 
bears wont leave your house alone now that they know food is there soi wouldeither lock up your garbage or shoot it otherwise its going to annoy you alot
 
Black bears are more scared of you than you are of them, trust me. It's the grizzlies you should be scared of.
 
yeah a gun is always a good choice, if not than then a fire extinguisher full of mace is good, and lastly putting hot-sauce in their eyes usually does the trick
 
Bears are ravaging the trash in my complex, all the dumpsters are bear proof but they still find a way. They even opened this guy's garage next to mine and ate his trash. Pretty sick of them waking me up every night
 
you can get a bear spray stuff - thats like mace for bears- sprays like 30 ft and is way more powerful than human mace. that would probably change your level of confidence when walking around near bears. and less hassle than a gun
 
hahaha

but cereally, i know the feeling. at my home we have had bears break down our back door. once our old dog chased one up a tree. earlier that day i saw one walking through the creek outside our living room window and i ran out back to tell my dad that there was a bear nearby. he said "mmmmk, i'm gonna keep choppin wood."
 
Yo your chill Button but stop fuckin whining. I'd manhandle a couple bears every morning if I could kick it in Whistler.
 
yea dude i know how you feel, a bunch of my buddies work at whistler and whenever im there i have to walk up that big hill at night to go to staff housing and i feel like a bear is gonna come out of nowhere and bite my dick off. anyway i realized that blackbears dont really attack people so your okay with that, but i heard a grizzly was spotted seen in whistler reccently but i think that was in the high alpine so your fine. anyway if your that scared of them just get some bear mace, you just spray it at them and they'll fuck right off... works on people too
 
fuck i hate these people who keep saying 'i feel sorry for you that you live in whistler', you guys are fuckin stupid, you could live there too just get up off your lazy asses and move. i moved from ottawa to north vancouver its not that hard you just buy a plane ticket and fuckin go
 
your lucky you live/work in whister. period.

and les stroud, survivorman, said when you walk through a place where there might be bears, just make alot of noise, cuz they hate large groups
 
dude, I feel your pain. I am a breaad truck driver and deal with anywhere from 4 to 10 different bears in a given day who want to eat the food in my truck.

I need a gun too.
 
when i was about 7 years old me and my family were hiking in banff i think and me and my dad went ahead and there were 2 guys in front of us... this fuckin grizzly bear comes down the mountain goes right in front of the guys and stands on its hind legs, the bear was maybe like 15 feet from me, and i almost shit my pants
 
o yea, to end my story, the bear ended up going back down on its legs and running down the mountain like a little bitch, it was a miracle i swear
 
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I don't think anyone appreciates this thread as much as I do, watch the Colbert Report people.
 
when me and a buddy were camping in the middle of nowhere, he tied a knife to a stick, and that was our defence against bears. had a bear come along, we would be screwed.
 
Yes I hate bears too. They are godless killing machines without a soul. My advice is to have a bells on you. Because the ringing of them will sounds like Christmas to the bears. Since they hate Jesus naturally they will run away from the sounds of Christmas.
 
is the hilton next to the Tmc freeriders shop or is dat the holiday inn. but for the bear issue just ask it to be friends and it might say yes.
 
sounds weird but when I living in Banff and I felt like an animal was near I would randomly clap now and then to give them a scare.

but no worries buddy bears are going to sleep soon.
 
A bear got into my house once and ate my roomates ice cream. she locked herself into her room when she saw it and started yelling out the window at our other roomate who was just getting back from the tap but he apparently almost got the shit kicked outta him at the bar and didn't wanna deal with a bear so he just stood there drinking a forty. Then she called our landlord and he thought she was joking but eventually came home and had to chase the bear out of the house.
 
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