I had some sex last night

OK so she's still here. She went and got food and beer and cooked breakfast and now she is asleep on my couch. I'm ready for her to go but I don't wanna be a dick. Also she already knows my entire plans for the day and is planning on staying again tonight. What do I do?
 
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shit with the door open, then ask her to get you some toilet paper, cause youre gunna need some extra. thatll prolly scare her off
 
heres what you do, get her to show you those big nips of hers, take picture. post on ns. then tell her togive you a bj or gtfo, if she gives you a bj still tell her to gtfo.
 
You pm me your address and ill take care of it.

In the words of Snoop: "it ain't no fun of the homies can't have none"
 
What the fuck do I need to do? Take a picture with the girl while i'm having sex with her and hold up a sign with my user name on it? At this point I would think you guys would just take my word for it...
 
I'm sorry, bud but pics or it didn't happen.

and if it didn't then you're desperate, and you should go back to craigslisting fatties.
 
I'm not going to believe you slammed this dimepiece until you provide some proof. Until then OP, I'm assuming you banged a solid 7.
 
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