I had a good joke today

InfernoHits

InfernoHits

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My girlfriend was being a bitch. so I said "Relax" and she responded "I'll relax in your face (meaning she will punch me) and I said "shut up or I'll do something else in your face"

So I thought it was a good joke and in general I'm not funny so I thought I'd share my little moment of humor with you
 
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha cum hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha dude u need better jokes
 
haha uhhhh what? so you made some sort of chuckle worthy comment in a conversation and you decide you need to make a thread on newschoolers about it? Am I missing something
 
I have a hard time believing you actually made a thread on NS about a shitty joke you said to your gf.....wow
 
skeet: "Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female.

he was going to jizz on her face.
 
i made up this kickass joke in chem a couple weeks ago, it's so sweet:

what do you call a sleeping bull?

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a bulldozer!!
 
that couldve ment any fucking thging! maybe you wanted to shuv a zuchini down her throat or something like that .
 
I like jokes where people die. Like:

What do you find between an elephants toes?

Slow running natives.

oh yeah and:

Why did the little boy fall off the swing?

He had no arms.

Yep, bound to be classics I tell you.
 
for a real life joke, made up on the spot, in a serious situation that wasnt bad at all, give him a break. i did one like that a while ago. i was pushing this wheelbarrow around and this little kid who was watching me said that it looked really easy and he could do it, i cunninly responded saying "so is tying up your shoes"(he had velcro shoes).it was pretty clever. i thought it was really funny at the time.
 
Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician. The magician was standing at the top of a slide. The magician than said, ''You may each go down the slide, asking for a drink. When you reach the bottom of the slide you shall land a a huge glass of that drink.

The first man went down yelling, ''Beerrr!!!'' Plop! He landed in a glass of beer.

The second guy went down the slide yelling,''lemonadeee!!!'' Plop! He landed in a glass of lemonade.

The third guy went down the slide yelling ''wheeeeeeeee!!!'''
 
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