I got graded on my English essay

[Ya_like_jazz]

Just Incase any of you were wondering I just got graded

 

[JoeF2661]

I remember MLA format.

 

[Fancy_Latte]

well you started your essay with its title. must be an applied class

 

[DirtYStylE]

I am glad you took my advice

 

[eheath]

can we get a full copy of this essay?

 

[tsingtaofanatic]

Good job

can you show us the entire essay?

 

[p3cific]

A+ yet you can't end a sentence properly.

 

[SnickleFriz]

Did you get docked 2 points because your opening line is a run-on sentence?

 

[CalumSKI]

Good job man

seems like a dope essay topic

 

[bergobeanz]

A+ yet you can't end a sentence properly.

Doesn’t matter at this point lmao the teacher obviously liked it so who the fuck cares about grammar?

 

[vibecheck]

You sure you weren't the one that wrote that grade

 

[Ya_like_jazz]

 

[eheath]

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Your teacher sucks at grading lmao

 

[Ya_like_jazz]

Your teacher sucks at grading lmao

Well your not wrong

 

[eheath]

Well your not wrong

lol 10/10

 

[Young_patty]

Well your not wrong

48/50 grammar

 

[p3cific]

Andri Spagettli

 

[ColoradoDogfart]

Andri Spagettli

Who Tf is Nick goepper? the only person I know of it Nick Gapper, you probabley got docked on the spelling of his name

 

[iFlip]

Your teacher seems to have absolutely no idea what constitutes proper essay structure, grammar, or content. Grade inflation much? Perhaps because she is young and only recently graduated school she is insecure and just passing out As?

 

[YawnPell]

this is the best written piece on Chads I have ever heard. laughed and had a stroke at the same time. 10/10

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

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$10 mrs.madril didn't even read that

 

[LukasSchroeder]

$10 mrs.madril didn't even read that

gave him a good mark cause she couldn't understand a word of it.

Also when is 1.5pages double spaced an essay

 

[maejst]

If anything this essay makes me question the quality of the education system where you live....

 

[iFlip]

I looked at your essay again and am absolutely appalled that this is passing work in our school system. There is no structure, the voice shifts, grammar and capitalization went completely to Hell...it's really, really bad. I marked it up for you. If you are actually interested I'll send you my graded version with the full comments. You certainly need to learn somewhere and apparently your school is not the place.

 

[Twinjibber77]

You didn't even put the right year in the date...

 

[Sharko]

Holy balls. I was all ready to defend you and say that people need to keep it in perspective because you are just a kid, but then I saw that you are in 11th grade. If I wrote this for my 11th grade English class I would have gotten an F. Go back to the original thread and read my free advice from a former junior high English teacher. Apparently you won't need that advice to pass this class, but you might need to it to actually learn how to write.

 

[vibecheck]

v retarded

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

I looked at your essay again and am absolutely appalled that this is passing work in our school system. There is no structure, the voice shifts, grammar and capitalization went completely to Hell...it's really, really bad. I marked it up for you. If you are actually interested I'll send you my graded version with the full comments. You certainly need to learn somewhere and apparently your school is not the place.

And just like that, I became an iFlip fan...

 

[tsingtaofanatic]

I looked at your essay again and am absolutely appalled that this is passing work in our school system. There is no structure, the voice shifts, grammar and capitalization went completely to Hell...it's really, really bad. I marked it up for you. If you are actually interested I'll send you my graded version with the full comments. You certainly need to learn somewhere and apparently your school is not the place.

You’re a genius. And fuck that’s a really bad essay.

 

[CalumSKI]

For my essay I wrote 8 pages of 1.5 spaced text about Macbeth

This seems kinda jokes

 

[Hellblazer_23]

You had a good idea and they are right that your grammar absolutely sucks, but you really could have put more detail and a little bit more about the history. It's Chad's Gap for God's sake.

 

[Pigeon.]

Good job

can you show us the entire essay?

is ur sig uncle acid lyrics

 

[tsingtaofanatic]

is ur sig uncle acid lyrics

They used to be. Now it’s just a quote related to the band Sleep

 

[Pigeon.]

They used to be. Now it’s just a quote related to the band Sleep

hell yea

 

[JAHpow]

Wow it is a great result, but want to ask you something as a student)) Did you write it by yourself or use some educational service? I like to use this https://studyhippo.com/ch-15-1-25-ch-18-26-54/ one, especially when I need to prepare for tests. It helped me with CH 15, CH 18 ( it is about Mary Kay's marketing strategy in India).

**This post was edited on Dec 21st 2019 at 8:45:38pm

I don't think OP used his brain or anybody else's when writing that paper.

 

[Mingg]

 

[theabortionator]

gave him a good mark cause she couldn't understand a word of it.

Also when is 1.5pages double spaced an essay

Thats about what I drop in a thread response about binding colors or something else irrelevant.

 

[ALMIGHTYSOSA]

dayum son dis interesting fr. Ion kno y deez folk hatin on you growing yo mind n tryna express yo self thru papa. dey sum sqare dawg stey straigte bruh

 

[Dustin.]

Your teacher seems to have absolutely no idea what constitutes proper essay structure, grammar, or content. Grade inflation much? Perhaps because she is young and only recently graduated school she is insecure and just passing out As?

This is why everyone goes to college now. It's easy.

 

[fries]

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do you even know how to get to chads gap? get out

 

[Casey]

Your teacher sucks at grading lmao

He finished the first paragraph with a comma. Also the essay is not even about how Chads is iconic, it’s just a rambling mess of various things that have happened with zero context whatsoever.

 

[Ya_like_jazz]

Cmon guys it was like a year ago leave me alone

I mean it was pretty obvious the teacher didn’t care about school at all so neither did I

 

[STEEZUS_CHRI5T]

This is why everyone goes to college now. It's easy.

If it’s so easy, I’d recommend that you apply to the nearest reputable STEM school. You can use that big brain yours to land a six figure job right after you graduate

 

[CaptainObvious.]

I can't believe no one has said the obvious remark and the 100% verified truth.

She doesn't suck at grading. She's not self conscious about giving bad grades.

She was on her fourth glass of red wine and near the bottom of the stack of papers. She had read through so much drivel that she's lost faith in humanity and hit "fuck it" levels on a Friday night.

 

[Casey]

I can't believe no one has said the obvious remark and the 100% verified truth.

She doesn't suck at grading. She's not self conscious about giving bad grades.

She was on her fourth glass of red wine and near the bottom of the stack of papers. She had read through so much drivel that she's lost faith in humanity and hit "fuck it" levels on a Friday night.

Successfully submitted a piece of paper with words on it - 48/50

Sorta tried - 49/50

Actually tried- 50/50

Don’t hate the player

 

[WoFIowz]

Holy shit op, ever heard of a comma splice? Your teacher is high out of her mind lol.

 

[Ya.boi.otis]

gay?

 

[corona]

Maybe OP is in the 4th grade and we're all being hard on him for no reason.

 

[STEEZUS_CHRI5T]

OP probably silenced his notifications since this post was a year ago..

 

[Ya_like_jazz]

OP probably silenced his notifications since this post was a year ago..

That’s a good idea

 

[Dustin.]

If it’s so easy, I’d recommend that you apply to the nearest reputable STEM school. You can use that big brain yours to land a six figure job right after you graduate

I guess I could go back to school, get another engineering degree I don't use, then get a different job that makes 6 figures? If this was supposed to be a jab you missed wildly on that one dude. I literally already did all those things you suggested.