I got glitter on my dick....

[bigskia]

Fuck yeah, where's Andy Samberg when you need him?

Sergio Flores like a boss.

So how's Halloween treating you?

 

[Trace.]

did you fuck kesha?

 

[wait.what]

I like to do crafts. I work with glitter quite a bit. Don't worry, I make tough stuff like daggers and skulls. The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you, be prepared to have it on you forever 'cause glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.

 

[General_Ripper]

lol

 

[Blindsurfer]

INB4 COOL STORY BRO

 

[find]

.

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

my exgirlfriend prom dress had glitter on it and by the end of the night there was just glitter everywhere.

 

[theabortionator]

Pics or it didn't happen

 

[EastCoast315]

I woke up this morning with more money than I left with.

And I think I got into a fight, because my knuckles fucking hurt.

 

[yuck]

so true.

 

[theabortionator]

I hate glitter. You cant get rid of it. Somebod bumps into you and you have glitter for the next 4 days

Anyone ever get a piece on their nose?

Shit will fuck your depth perception

 

[SkiThe603]

Haha good job mate

 

[*SNO*]

ahahaha

 

[neutralzombie]

ripped my joke right from my mouth, or kesha's... well. yeah. either you banged kesha, or you went to a german sparkle party. either way. ...

 

[FerrisBueller]

andy sangberg would be a good friend holy fuck my god poop

 

[Blindsurfer]

lolwut

 

[.R-Lohin]

Be prepared to try to jerk that glitter off everytime in the shower

 

[B.Aussie]

This reminds me of that cheetos joke.

 

[MilfHunter777]

hands mad dry, need lotion or something, borrow sister lotion, go out in public, hot bitch points out you have glitter all over. Fuck

 

[MilfHunter777]

hands mad dry, need lotion or something, borrow sister lotion, go out in public, hot bitch points out you have glitter all over. Fuck

 

[Oldmann1584]

how andy samberg feels about that story