I got fired because of NS.

[ThaLetterM.]

I got fired from my job at target.

we have these big carts called flats in the backroom.

if you take a running start and jump on them, they roll for a loong time

i was doing 270's on/off, bs switchups, and tasty pretzels on the moving carts

my manager saw me and fired me for "unsafe behavior".

me=owned.

 

[ECGove]

wear a helmet next time

 

[ThaLetterM.]

wise words

 

[killabees]

you actually got fired because you either have A) a.d.d. or B) skiing

 

[Schmidnj]

Haha...

 

[JFerg]

I heard target is taking out all jib obstacles from their stores next season.

 

[samwise]

lame!

 

[ThaLetterM.]

kerry was like "emmett we are terminating your position"

i was like "its chill...all i wanna do is jib brah.

not really, now im gonna be super poor again

 

[jaylib]

haha sounds like fun but shitty you got fired

 

[EastSteez.]

you should pwn his ass

 

[invaderskier36]

omg that is amazing no lie

 

[Bigwoods]

So wait, why is this NS' fault?

 

[ThaLetterM.]

it fuels my constant need to ski

hahaha idk

 

[Bigwoods]

Ahh i feel your pain.

 

[Silence]

dude thats great and it sucks at the same time..

 

[doublexl]

bummer?

 

[timmi]

shoulda cork 7 manager tap'd him

 

[ax_murderer]

i cant believe that poon fired you over that

 

[GetPitted]

Don't forget that you gotta be coming in switch

 

[theres_ghosts]

if they have rails out front then jib all over those

or bust out the spraypaint..........

 

[Tinga]

good riddens target is the worst place to work. they have like team meetings and they like act like a family and shit. they had one of their group meetings they were all standing in a circle so my friends in i stood in a circle right next to them. it was pretty funny.

 

[ride-rider]

haha, what a way to loose a job. I could just see you all into it and see your boss and be like oh shit.

 

[ThaLetterM.]

hahah those are called huddles. they suuuuck

 

[BusyJohnSohn]

Email Simon

 

[da-bling]

so get a job at circuit city or best buy

 

[kyle_w]

i fuck around on the flats all the time.

 

[Bangor]

Better yet become a paralegal and sue his ass for discriminating against midgets.

Or don't....

 

[ThaLetterM.]

the LOD never yells at you?

 

[kyle_w]

normally i get along damn well with my LOD's but i dont usually fuck around in their presence...

 

[bradf0real]

stupid abbreviations for manager is what i say