I dated a Scottish girl once...

I feel like they just arbitrarily but in the beeps because even though you can't understand what they are saying, there must be some swears mixed in
 
Pretty soon English in England and Scotland and American English will be two different languages, much like what happened with the romance languages.
 
i understood every word of that but you would hope so living in scotland for 15 years. welcome to how lower class scots talk.
 
translation: m-when i slept with someone else i told her

f-aye but its there, its there. but did i do it apart from that? did i?

m-well...

f-you did! what, but so now you're going to say, see when you finally get the balls to admit

it you're going to say one or two lassies (girls), its clear, its clear, no i'll f*cking keep

it and guess what your daughter will see , f*cking idiot honesly, and do you know what? whats the point?

and you going to hit all, hit on in the next couple of days, whe you're no on the tele and away bubbling and

greeting (crying), you're going to come bubbling and greeting on your knees

m-how? its always me thats fixed it, i dinny (don't) want to talk to you

f-scumbag,scumbag

m-...raj ,i dinny want to to talk to you.

 
They were bound to turn into natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
 
They sound more irish to me.

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its like this for some australians, and pretty much everyone who lives in jamaica. hell its pretty much like that in some parts of the south
 
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