I can now honestly say, fuck the police

comeatmebro

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here's a little story that happened to me tonight, complete bullshit and i am still shaking while typing this shit.

so earlier in the night i go to this guys house and pick up 2 ozs from him just doing a favor for some guys at work. i get a call from my friend telling me to stop at some house for a few minutes so i say sure why not. i go in and weigh everything out, the party was nothing great so i head out the door. go to sit in my car with my girlfriend and a car pulls up out of nowhere and just sits there.

i immediately realize it's the cops and i've got 2 ozs plus my shit in my car sitting on the floor and panic. i try to put it back in this spot where i hide it, but no luck. my girlfriend covers it up with her hoodie. my car isn't running and the cop comes up to the car and asks what all the movement was for, i tell him i dropped my keys. he doesn't buy and starts looking around my car outside and shit then gets my license and registration and whatnot. after that he comes back and asks to search my car, i say no sir i'd rather just go inside. he then tells me we can do things the hard way and goes back to his car. at this point i'm fucking freaking out, life flashing before eyes and everything. my career goals were over right then, and i knew it.

my girlfriend then asks him if she can go pee and he says no you should've done that before hiding drugs in a car and all this shit. he then calls me out of my car and says we both know what is in my car, and i am the luckiest person on earth that the drug unit is tied up with "important shit". i immediately crack a HUGE smile and he just looks at me. dude was big and he looked like he wanted to rip my head off. he then tells me he knows my dad would love to have the drug dogs search my car and rip up the car he paid for. i just looked at him and said i paid for this myself sir. he then hands me my info and walks my girlfriends license over to the car. he says if he sees me driving around again he will pull me over and will impound my car and search it. i say okay.

left the shit with my best friend at the house and left. i honestly might be the luckiest person on earth right now and i'm not even sure if it's worth smoking anymore. got a lot to think about now so we'll see.

so yes, fuck the police.
 
not really a fuck the police situation. sounds like you got off easily. I was expecting the story to go more like him searching illegally, or making you sit around and wait for the drug unit.
 
i know it would have been ballsy, but there was no grounds for searching, you should have said i know my rights and deny the right to search, that would have been ballsy as fuck
 
ftp, don't let that make you stop smoking man... just don't put yourself in that situation, learn and move along.
 
nah in all honesty i got off WAY easy, but the guy was a complete dick the entire time and had no reason to stop in the first place. i do agree with you, but right now i'm saying it anyways haha.
 
what are you meaning by fuck the police though? as in "argh those fuckers", or "ha fuckers, cant catch me"? scary sounding shit though man, screw getting caught with that.
 
ha, shows either good luck, or he's a damn good cop and can read a situation well, having no reason to stop, but still doing so. I mean, in the end, you have to admit, you did in actuality have something illegal, and he somehow figured out that you did.
 
haha dude i feel yaa. in november i was walking with my friend to his house around 11 at night and i stopped to talk to someone who drove by. cop pulls up, this kid gets arrested for dui possesion and intent to sell. he got busted 3 days earlier for same shit. cop then illegaly searches me and finds my weed and i get charged with possesion and arrested. complete bullshit.
 
This.
The police can't just search people for no reason, it's in our constitution, section 7 or 8. Just tell them they have no reason to search you and theyre SOL
 
they probably smell that nasty bunk weed you got
This wants to be a hate pig thread, but... you got lucky. Dick, or no dick, you could've gotten boned, and didn't.
 
Yes it can. Many many many people have thrown out cases involving marijuana possession if it involved a warrentless search, or if they can prove that the police had no reason to search the premises.

That whole posession is 9/10ths of the law thing? well... sometimes that 1/10th prevails.
 
Yeah a cop can't search your car but I'm pretty sure he can still call in the drug dog and if that smells something he can search it.

still I don't see how this can be a fuck the police thread...you got off really easily even though it was kinda b.s. that he just pulled up to your car like that.
 
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Ya man that shit ll happen. You just gotta kinda brush yourself off and smoke a pack of cigarettes to get your hands to stop shaking then go about your business. Mother Nature threw you a free one
 
You got off lucky man, I got thrown headfirst into the side of a squad car for denying a search, then got slapped with 2 tickets from said illegal search. Now that's a fuck the police situation.
 
he must have known that you already had your friends rub your dick and give you a boner and then posted it on the interwebz. you obviously didnt need anymore problems in your life
 
first of all you broke the law so quit bitching. second, he let you go so you should be thanking and praising him you little fucking prick. i sincerely hope you get arrested/rodney kinged/raped in jail next time
 
The whole search thing is just fucked. We have no rights. The other day my car got searched for the second time in 3 years at a concert because this stupid ass bitch who I knew from highschool decides it's a good idea to come over to my car drink with 6 state troopers confiscating alcohol in the row over. Second time she's done it. Good thing I'm not an idiot and closed and locked my thule before they could get to the car.
 
One time my buddy was driving home from a party, just HAMMERED drunk. A cop pulled him over and asked to see his licence and registration, and asks him to step out for the DWI test. At this point, my buddy is shitting his pants.

All of a sudden, officer gets a call on his radio saying "all available units report..." (or something along those lines). Officer looks at my buddy and says "Its you're lucky day you little prick," and drives away. Really caught a break on that one.
 
yeah plus he went by the books so you can't really complain. I know plenty of kids who got tricked into being searched so you are super lucky.
 
i can't figure out who is the idiot in this situation you or your friend. For 1, its your not you're, youre means YOU ARE.Driving drunk ? seriously i wish your fuckbag of a friend would have got fucked by the law. dumbest shit you could EVER do
 
Well the fact of the matter is, I wouldn't really call him my friend. Just a kid that went to school for me. The same kid is now facing class 3 felony charges for breaking into and vandalizing our school, which he graduated from last year. I think fuckbag is an understatement.
 
Not really. Cops are dicks like that all the time, try to confuse and scare people. Nothing new. Just don't be stupid.

Moving around the car with a cop behind you is fucking retarded though, that can be enough suspicion to get the ball rolling
 
Ballsiest thing to do, plead teh fifth, say taht you wont give him your licesne or anything until you know why he is searching you.
 
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