I broke my girlfriends arm!! oops

[jib_danboy]

so me and my gf are messing around play fighting etc and i tickle her feet! she goes nuts cuz she hates it and pushes me i fall off the bed backwards and she falls off side wards from loosing her balance! she has 4 older brothers( im 18 they are all over 20) i think they might blame me!? lol i need some advice on confrontations! any one had any thin like this happen??? + karma

 

[wh@t]

haha, sidewards.

haha, upward inflections.

 

[Moonlight]

 

[Moonlight]

lets try a different one

 

[samwise]

Well we all know susceptibility to tickling is hereditary, so just tickle the shit out of her brothers and break their arms.

 

[wh@t]

im down,

 

[*rkp*]

THAT'LL TEACH HER! MAN POWER!!

(haha....joking..)

 

[Upgrayedd]

Searchbar - there are a million threads about this exact thing, noob.

 

[jedi.Jim]

lawlz.

Is she pissed at you? I wouldn't be so worried about her brothers. It's her bitchy girlfriends that will come at you with a vengeance.

 

[snwbrdmilf]

Soooooo smart.

"and i tickle her feet!" Hahahahaha

 

[AptosFreeskier]

Do you have access to a gun, brass knuckles, nun-chucks or throwing stars?

 

[jibbnor]

I lol'd at the title

 

[daave.]

Carry a nine in your pants and cap em' if they get too close

 

[FreeBallin]

good one

 

[no_steeze]

i indirectly broke my 8 year old neighbor's arm, we were on his trampoline because he would stand outside my house knocking on my door until i came and went on his tramp and he started running at me with a pair of nunchucks and then he jumped up in the air flailing them with a crazy ass look in his eyes so i moved out of the way and he jumped right of the edge and fell into a creek where he broke his armhe then blamed it on me and his creepy brother threw a gameboy at me when i told him i didn't break his brothers armmy neighbors and i are no longer on speaking terms

 

[breckfreeskier]

hahaha, that is such a fucked up story.

 

[macvid]

u abusive bastard................jk good luck with that one sounds like ur screwed

 

[Horizon]

Hey, atleast he won't be endlessly knocking on your front door now lol. See, you just gotta find the good side in situations.

 

[Canuker]

i read the title and all i could think was, "someone was having rough sex"

 

[satan.]

me too! haha!

 

[Balto]

what a waist of a gameboy

 

[calebski.]

pee in her butt? i think that will probly work

 

[C00N3Y]

it would have been funnier if u broke her ankles

 

[Mr.Panda]

same thing i thought

"damn, ive heard of rough sex... but jesus christ, wtf was he doing?" and the i realized that was a narrow minded outlook and figured i should think this instead: "wait, wtf were they doing?" i mean, you never know.

 

[with_stupid]

lol'd

 

[Cuckoo]

HA HA

 

[soulskier]

well, if she doesnt blame you, then i wouldnt worry about it

if she does blame you, as posted above, gtfo!!!!1!

 

[Sufferboy]

your fucked

 

[BEARS.]

what are you, wu tang or a ninja?

 

[Dainsey]

yo dis kid speaks the truth

 

[urbanjib]

wowzer batman...

 

[Hansel.]

or shoot yourself in the leg if your going clubing........

 

[*LiNeLover*]

i ran over my boyfriends foot with my car last month...

it was an accedent

 

[Malcolm]

break your own arm

 

[EvanMeyer]

buy her something really expensive stay clear of her brothers

problem solved

 

[siversex]

they are the same

 

[orange.]

your 18 and you still say lol?

 

[Moonlight]

lol

 

[doritos]

This thread makes me so happy. Every response is amazing. Sorry to break the chain of great replies but I'm just fucking blown away by the quality here.

 

[gbirrd]

if you didnt mean to do it then dont sweat it. like you were just playing around. dont worry about it

 

[sstricky]

roger that 10-4

 

[JsNeagle]

I may or may not have accidentally thrown my girlfriend into a wall in bed... caused some issues

 

[polka.yardSAIL]

ahaha hippe

 

[soulskier]

i've heard this story before.

 

[PhaedeD]

me 2

 

[B-runge]

prob cuz its fro january

 

[jib_danboy]

haha all went fine. they all had a bit of a joke about it to be fair i got off lightly! was expectin to have no knee caps left..

 

[no_steeze]

i caught it and took iti used to take it and play it right next to their house but still on my property and i could see him looking out the window at mei finally just tossed it back when i looked out my window one day and saw him skulking around my yard holding a lighter....he claims it was for weed....either way i gave him his game boy. i can bank on seeing him in the news in a few years for either arson, rape, murder, or all three

 

[JamesG.]

ike turner!!! you woman beating piece of shit!!! i hope you burn in hell for what you did!!

 

[cottonwoodarmada1651]

I hope for your sake these guys aren't her brothers/dad. They get PISSED when you hurt their sister.