pat-rickdaigle
Active member
ok i've senn these ost alot but i am so fuvked up omg, its awsome!~~!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAINE, THE WAY LIFE SHOULD BE.
MAINE, THE WAY LIFE SHOULD BE.
i am so wasted
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Barmski
Active member
I SECOND that i too im wasted hey lets start the im wasted thread use time and date...
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Josh Barilar
Sportin' the bath robe steeze.
since 1984
NO BRIAN, its I before E except after C, an when sounding like a in a neighbor in weigh and on weekends and holidays and all through out may and you'll always be wrong no MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!
You all take luck now! You take luck and care
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Josh Barilar
Sportin' the bath robe steeze.
since 1984
NO BRIAN, its I before E except after C, an when sounding like a in a neighbor in weigh and on weekends and holidays and all through out may and you'll always be wrong no MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!
You all take luck now! You take luck and care
Swirly999
Active member
^ man there is no way your wasted and can create a sentence like that with no major speelling mistakes at all.
All of rubin's cards were marked in advance
The trial was a pig-circus, he never had a chance.
The judge made rubin's witnesses drunkards from the slums
To the white folks who watched he was a revolutionary bum
And to the black folks he was just a crazy nigger.
No one doubted that he pulled the trigger.
And though they could not produce the gun,
The d.a. said he was the one who did the deed
And the all-white jury agreed.
All of rubin's cards were marked in advance
The trial was a pig-circus, he never had a chance.
The judge made rubin's witnesses drunkards from the slums
To the white folks who watched he was a revolutionary bum
And to the black folks he was just a crazy nigger.
No one doubted that he pulled the trigger.
And though they could not produce the gun,
The d.a. said he was the one who did the deed
And the all-white jury agreed.
Barmski
Active member
oh you dont even know man what the hell im a good drunk type some people are so people arent trust me on this one. I just like to clean my plate while other dont.
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Josh Barilar
Sportin' the bath robe steeze.
since 1984
NO BRIAN, its I before E except after C, an when sounding like a in a neighbor in weigh and on weekends and holidays and all through out may and you'll always be wrong no MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!
You all take luck now! You take luck and care
___________________
Josh Barilar
Sportin' the bath robe steeze.
since 1984
NO BRIAN, its I before E except after C, an when sounding like a in a neighbor in weigh and on weekends and holidays and all through out may and you'll always be wrong no MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!
You all take luck now! You take luck and care
snowsnowsnow
Active member
i guy on my ski bus went into the bus bathroom and drank beer on the way up....id say it us 830 am MAX
hoose is a p i m p
hoose is a p i m p
Mavericks04
Member
hahaha i secound swirly999 u cannot be sober and spell like that
^na kids, you're wrong. I can be drunk off my ass and still speak and write very coherently. If you didn't know me, you wouldn't be able to tell I was drunk, you'd just think i was very foreward in my opinions, that's the only difference.
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'Today I washed my shirt with my washboard abs. I didn't even have to take it off, I just poured water on the stain and scrubbed it on my abs.' (My little brother)
'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')
'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)
'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
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'Today I washed my shirt with my washboard abs. I didn't even have to take it off, I just poured water on the stain and scrubbed it on my abs.' (My little brother)
'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')
'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)
'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
I don't type coherently when drunk... I probably could if I wanted to take my time, but I don't.
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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always
Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always
Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
bibs_skibum
Active member
when im drunk i start blending all of my words together like thisheyhousitgoinguys...bhws5rjklhsdkjt
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Just shut up and ski.
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Just shut up and ski.
LittleDevil720
Active member
your my hero
'Ever been hit in the head with a golf ball?'
-JF Cusson, making the argument that golf is an extreme sport
'Ever been hit in the head with a golf ball?'
-JF Cusson, making the argument that golf is an extreme sport
fourdskate
Active member
if you were goin to drink 25 shots, you wouldn't drink them in small portions, you would grab the fuckin fifth and start chugging.
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I'm going back into my kitchen and continue to make out with fruit.-ice-is-scary
'i would love to be a engineer workin on the new 'high power' 6 liter toilets. i wonder if they get 300 pound guys to drop massive logs and see if they flush.'-4D (Chris)
no true, but you cant judge my english like you judge someone elses that live in for an example the US.. but still you can point out that, but not when i ask something that have something to do about flowers-dallan
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I'm going back into my kitchen and continue to make out with fruit.-ice-is-scary
'i would love to be a engineer workin on the new 'high power' 6 liter toilets. i wonder if they get 300 pound guys to drop massive logs and see if they flush.'-4D (Chris)
no true, but you cant judge my english like you judge someone elses that live in for an example the US.. but still you can point out that, but not when i ask something that have something to do about flowers-dallan
Barmski
Active member
yep, its 1oz, most 'commerial' shot glasses run 1.5 so you dont hav to fill em all the way to the top. 'bar shot' glasses are the tru amount.
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Josh Barilar
Sportin' the bath robe steeze.
since 1984
NO BRIAN, its I before E except after C, an when sounding like a in a neighbor in weigh and on weekends and holidays and all through out may and you'll always be wrong no MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!
You all take luck now! You take luck and care
___________________
Josh Barilar
Sportin' the bath robe steeze.
since 1984
NO BRIAN, its I before E except after C, an when sounding like a in a neighbor in weigh and on weekends and holidays and all through out may and you'll always be wrong no MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!
You all take luck now! You take luck and care