I AM SO FULL I CANT MOVE

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I'm sick so I couldn't eat that much, but what I did eat was delicious. Wish I was in a food coma right now too, I envy you.
 
hahahaha omg dude me too. I got ripped as fuck before so I ate wayyyy more than I should have haha, but its completely worth it. I shouldnt be hungry for at least a day
 
I just got back from work... worked 1-8:30. I was stuck with only ramen for my thanksgiving dinner, but luckily I have some real nice friends that brought me some potatoes and turkey from their dinner in to my work that I could eat during my break. Now i'm the only one home because my family is out of the state. fun.
 
My brother and I had a contest starting before dinner until 4 to see who could gain the most weight. I ended up gaining 6 pounds to my brothers 5. I took a piss and lost a pound. hahaaha It was an insane contest. I couldnt eat anymore then drank a ton of water. It was rediculous. Needless to say, my brother and I have been farting the WWOORRSSTT rotten egg smelling farts. bllleegghh.
 
I ate sooo much. I smoked a cigarette right after i ate and it was almost better then an after sex cigarette. Then i quickly went into a food coma.
 
I'm thankful for the food I had, but I spent the whole time fucking cooking for everyone in my family, went upstairs to chill, and the people there decide that Thanksgiving "dinner" should be at 3:00 sucked dick, and now I'm fucking hungry, worst thanksgiving meal yet.
 
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