I am chronically addicted to cupping my hand over my butthole and then sniffing my farts

over the past couple of months my farts have been reeking of nicotine. is this a genetic disorder or triggered by ptsd?
 
Have you tried any drink wear?

There's a whole south park episode of them using wine glasses for the best resonance. The dark side cult in Breckenridge uses this ritually.
 
if you start taking protein powder it will make ur farts rancid. I'm talkin diabolically bad. it's like having a superpower. If someone is in my personal space and I don't want them there I'll just crop dust them like I'm a damn skunk and they gtfo. it's great
 
yo fire thanks man.

on a sidenote this thread has worsened my procrastination by 20x, now everytime i poof wind i think of this thread and come to newschoolers. fuck.
 
just now when i was in the shower i tooted and it kind of smelled like burnt pizza, and it gave me the distinct vision of a staten island suburb, with a bluish hue
 
i hope one day you have an extremely thorough background check for a job and they call you in just to discuss this thread. would be hilarious
 
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