I am back - the long awaited return of pigeon

Pigeon.

Pigeon.

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hello all. as u may or may not have noticed i have taken an administrative leave from newschoolers for the better part if this past year to work on myself/other shit. ive lurked a bit and posted every once in a while, but im back now, for better or worse(worse.)

i would like to start off by saying a few things.

first: fuck you [tag=111480]@ChadThundercock[/tag] . all this time i spent away from nsg i never forgot ur insolence. consider this the beginning of ur divine judgement.

now, i know what ur thinking.....what can i expect now that pigeon is back?

well let me tell you; i will be talking mad shit in an uneducated fashion, ignoring people who have valid comebacks and respond wiht reason, spamming shitty posts everyhwere i can, belittling high schoolers(i uplift da youth but only th cool ones), sharing books im currently reading, and hating on xankilla. y'know. everything u love from good ol' pigeon

im sure u have all missed my endearing presence and prolific posts about needing top. i have missed all of u as well.

(except chad and milfunter fuck both of you.)

you may use the allotted thread space below to share your praises of me or experiences had in my absence.
 
topic:Pigeon. said:
i have taken an administrative leave from newschoolers for the better part if this past year to work on myself

you may use the allotted thread space below to share your praises of me or experiences had in my absence
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Holy cringe dude, you shoulda worked on yourself a bit harder.
 
Although beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I find your appearance to be quite displeasing.

Firstly, let's talk about your hair. Not only is it the least interesting part of your body, it is also quite probably the worst head of hair I have ever seen in my life. To be quite frank, it looks like you have been getting haircuts from a blind chimp with a pair of safety scissors. You probably go to Great Clips to get your cuts because you can't afford a barber. After your cut you realize that your barber did about as fine as a job as eheath does running up stairs. Not only do you tell them you like it, you probably tip them as well because you are such a beta male.

Secondly, lets talk about those eyebrows. I'm not going to lie I would not be surprised if they crawled right off your face because they have the shape and circumference of caterpillars. Not only are they large, they are also bushy and unkempt. Maybe you could benefit from some kind of eyebrow treatment, but then again it would probably raise you from a solid 3/10 to a light 3.5/10. I don't want to hear you telling me that you think you are a 6. Saying you are a 6 is like saying you aren't racist because you don't see color. I see those eyes of yours and all I see is a soulless coomer who masquerades as an alpha male on a skiing forum.

Lastly, let's talk about that schoze. I have never seen something so vile in my days. I would like to preface this paragraph with a story. One day I was in the grocery store and I recognized who you were. I called out your name while waving at the same time. You had your back turned to me. As you turned to face me, you knocked one small child over, you knocked over an old woman's shopping cart and you knocked over a fat old man on an electric scooter with that giant fucking shnoze. You look like you could smell a fart coming from a fish factory in China with that shnoze.
 
14156921:TRVP_ANGEL said:
Although beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I find your appearance to be quite displeasing.

Firstly, let's talk about your hair. Not only is it the least interesting part of your body, it is also quite probably the worst head of hair I have ever seen in my life. To be quite frank, it looks like you have been getting haircuts from a blind chimp with a pair of safety scissors. You probably go to Great Clips to get your cuts because you can't afford a barber. After your cut you realize that your barber did about as fine as a job as eheath does running up stairs. Not only do you tell them you like it, you probably tip them as well because you are such a beta male.

Secondly, lets talk about those eyebrows. I'm not going to lie I would not be surprised if they crawled right off your face because they have the shape and circumference of caterpillars. Not only are they large, they are also bushy and unkempt. Maybe you could benefit from some kind of eyebrow treatment, but then again it would probably raise you from a solid 3/10 to a light 3.5/10. I don't want to hear you telling me that you think you are a 6. Saying you are a 6 is like saying you aren't racist because you don't see color. I see those eyes of yours and all I see is a soulless coomer who masquerades as an alpha male on a skiing forum.

Lastly, let's talk about that schoze. I have never seen something so vile in my days. I would like to preface this paragraph with a story. One day I was in the grocery store and I recognized who you were. I called out your name while waving at the same time. You had your back turned to me. As you turned to face me, you knocked one small child over, you knocked over an old woman's shopping cart and you knocked over a fat old man on an electric scooter with that giant fucking shnoze. You look like you could smell a fart coming from a fish factory in China with that shnoze.
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downvoted. -rep. copied my shitpost.
 
14156921:TRVP_ANGEL said:
Although beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I find your appearance to be quite displeasing.

Firstly, let's talk about your hair. Not only is it the least interesting part of your body, it is also quite probably the worst head of hair I have ever seen in my life. To be quite frank, it looks like you have been getting haircuts from a blind chimp with a pair of safety scissors. You probably go to Great Clips to get your cuts because you can't afford a barber. After your cut you realize that your barber did about as fine as a job as eheath does running up stairs. Not only do you tell them you like it, you probably tip them as well because you are such a beta male.

Secondly, lets talk about those eyebrows. I'm not going to lie I would not be surprised if they crawled right off your face because they have the shape and circumference of caterpillars. Not only are they large, they are also bushy and unkempt. Maybe you could benefit from some kind of eyebrow treatment, but then again it would probably raise you from a solid 3/10 to a light 3.5/10. I don't want to hear you telling me that you think you are a 6. Saying you are a 6 is like saying you aren't racist because you don't see color. I see those eyes of yours and all I see is a soulless coomer who masquerades as an alpha male on a skiing forum.

Lastly, let's talk about that schoze. I have never seen something so vile in my days. I would like to preface this paragraph with a story. One day I was in the grocery store and I recognized who you were. I called out your name while waving at the same time. You had your back turned to me. As you turned to face me, you knocked one small child over, you knocked over an old woman's shopping cart and you knocked over a fat old man on an electric scooter with that giant fucking shnoze. You look like you could smell a fart coming from a fish factory in China with that shnoze.
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“What did he say about bushy eyebrows?”

Good sir, you are a metrosexual chadastrophe. There is nothing that say fuck me now more than some true manbrows.

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14156972:DolanReloaded said:
“What did he say about bushy eyebrows?”

Good sir, you are a metrosexual chadastrophe. There is nothing that say fuck me now more than some true manbrows.

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IF YOU ARE GOING TO DISS THE ESSAY DIRECT THE DISS TO ME BECAUSE I AM THE AUTHOR OF THIS MASTERPIECE
 
14156982:yungona said:
IF YOU ARE GOING TO DISS THE ESSAY DIRECT THE DISS TO ME BECAUSE I AM THE AUTHOR OF THIS MASTERPIECE
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You copied and pasted it from some other idiot so...?
 
14156921:TRVP_ANGEL said:
it is also quite probably the worst head of hair I have ever seen in my life. To be quite frank, it looks like you have been getting haircuts from a blind chimp with a pair of safety scissors.
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i cut my own hair so u win this one
 
topic:Pigeon. said:
hello all. as u may or may not have noticed i have taken an administrative leave from newschoolers for the better part if this past year to work on myself/other shit. ive lurked a bit and posted every once in a while, but im back now, for better or worse(worse.)

i would like to start off by saying a few things.

first: fuck you [tag=111480]@ChadThundercock[/tag] . all this time i spent away from nsg i never forgot ur insolence. consider this the beginning of ur divine judgement.

now, i know what ur thinking.....what can i expect now that pigeon is back?

well let me tell you; i will be talking mad shit in an uneducated fashion, ignoring people who have valid comebacks and respond wiht reason, spamming shitty posts everyhwere i can, belittling high schoolers(i uplift da youth but only th cool ones), sharing books im currently reading, and hating on xankilla. y'know. everything u love from good ol' pigeon

im sure u have all missed my endearing presence and prolific posts about needing top. i have missed all of u as well.

(except chad and milfunter fuck both of you.)

you may use the allotted thread space below to share your praises of me or experiences had in my absence.
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YOU ARE A CUNT
 
14159140:ChadThundercock said:
YOU ARE A CUNT
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Hey why dont u 2 have some dialogue and talk about all your bad feelings towards eachother dude were all friends here ns is a positive uplifting place so please cut the language were all just riding the wave man the wave of life man just chill man
 
It's funny because I didn't notice that you were gone nor that you came back and this was posted 12 days ago.
 
14159258:Mingg said:
It's funny because I didn't notice that you were gone nor that you came back and this was posted 12 days ago.
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Since the profile existed before this thread, its not debatable this person was around prior to this thread.

Given the response to this thread, its not debatable that no one cares this person has ever existed.
 
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