I agree with dane cook

beezey

beezey

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shooting spgehtti from your finger tips would be the best ever. but i think that shooting chocolate sauce from your nose would be very awsome

! what do u think
 
^^ im pretty sure that would be really uncomfortable, but hey if you into that kind of thing, id deffinally grant you that power............ew the beachballs would get really really really gross
 
^ hahahha. i like the drive-thru the best.

"Ma'am are you trying to molest me via driv-thru"

" adn the chicken tenders.........and sweet and sour sauce........all over my body!"
 
As far as superpowers go, I think Dane overlooked a pretty good one. Giving orgasms just by pointing at someone.

Imagine, you could incapacitate people so well.

But spaghetti out of the fingertips is a good one too. When I'm cooking I throw spaghetti at my sister and tell her that she's very rude.
 
Haha just imagine how much fun you could have with that. Next time your 70 year old history teacher is pissing you off...
 
^haha when she is writing on the white board "oooohh" and then her knees give out and you have a sezuiring old women layinngon your nice skewl floor
 
yknow, nestle's quik...and no matter how hard you fuckin..stir it theres still chunks of powdery magma, that would float up to the top and explode in your eye. pow, augh, god damn sandmissle just blew up in my eye, the movie dune is in my chocolatey drink, i dont like then the movie dune, is in my drink
 
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