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JZA

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ok ns, i had an idea. We should get a bunch of us on this site and see if we could randomly talk to eachother :D
 
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ahaha. This made me laugh, quite hard.
 
Stranger: How do you get to Chad's gap from the bottom of Alta?

You: ski patrol blew it up silly

Stranger: It worked!

You: HAHAHAH

You: NS?

Stranger: yeah.

 
Stranger: hiYou: How do you get to Chad's Gap from the bottom of Alta?Stranger: i already talked to you
 
You: whatever, can i ask you another question?

Stranger: shoot

You: what is your favorite color?

You: i mean do you like dick?

Stranger: greeeeen

You: fuck.. wait... fail..

Stranger: haha

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i fail at omegle

 
Hhaha I just find this funny.

You: wanna see my porn video? go to newschoolers.com

Stranger: No i donttt.

You: sexy

Stranger: Whats with all you people on here with all your porn websites?

You: hehe i was kidding

You: its a skiing website

Stranger: But like. i have talked to like 2 million people from that website!!

Stranger: Some people just need to get laid.

You: hhahahahahah

Stranger: fag.

 
This may work. I was like REPOST OF MY!!!!! THREAD, but then i saw people having success.

The closest i have gotten is

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Stranger: u a vrgin?

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I must keep trying

 
Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: hiStranger: heyYou: i'm femaleYou: are you male?You: i mean do you love cock?Stranger: yes :)You: hahaYou: got you bitchStranger: lol, yeahStranger: no i don't like cockYou: how do you get to chad's gap from the bottom of alta?Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: cyber?You: yeaaaaStranger: im maleYou: good, im not hahaStranger: goodYou: ok, well ive only done this once so you'll have to take charge.... babyStranger: ok babe. wanna swap pics? or do you wanna keep this pure anonomousYou: i wouldddd, but i dont have my camera with meeee. :(You: and theres none on my pc, but ive been compared to emma stone if that helpsYou: :)Stranger: well then baby, why dont you just lay down on that bed...You: ok. i jump onto the bed spread eagleeStranger: *feels your stomach and your ass* your nice and soft, i can feel your heeatYou: oh baby. i decide i wanna role play so i quickly go to the bathroom to changYou: changeStranger: im waiting.....You: the door creeps openYou: i charge out and jump on youYou: i am a rhino and you an innocnet bystanderYou: ahhhh. i ram you and maulYou: youYou: your deadYou: i then fuck your dead body soooo hardYou: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhStranger: hahahaha.......... yes!!!!Stranger: oh hell yesYou: i continue to trample your body over and over until all that is left is a bloody mess of organs and brain cellsYour conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.
 
You: How do you get to Chad's gap from the bottom of Alta?

Stranger: im a hipster

You: hipsters suck

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LOL check out this ho

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Stranger:

This is for all prostitutes. (Boys) Stop trying to flirt and hit on all the girls,

you perverted people need to figure out how to get a girl in real life, instead of random people.

We will find you one day, and we will arrest you.

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You: How do you get to chads from the bottom of alta

Stranger: fuck if i know

Stranger: im just here to meet small children

Stranger: i love to pound 12 year old tight pussy nothing like it

 
lmao

You: ns?

Stranger: ok massa :D

You: wha?

Stranger: ok massa :D

Stranger: im a horny girl

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So i just asked someone how to get to Chad's from the bottom of Alta and the bastard googled it!!!

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You: How do you get to Chad's gap from the bottom of Alta?
Stranger: Up Grizzly's Gulch. Drive all the way up Little Cottonwood Canyon, go past the Alta Wildcat/Collins parking area, and veer left (where people go right to park in Albion Basin parking area). Find a parking spot up there. Then Grizzly Gulch is unmistakable. It is a gully. You have to hike up from the end of the parking lot just a bit to access the gulch, but you can see it from the parking lot. Hike about a mile, and it is up in that area. I don't have specifics from here...I've never been up there, but I think the location is kept secret by those in the know.
Stay safe, go with a buddy, bring a peeps.
You: HAHAHAHAHAH YES!!!
You: you have no idea how many people ive spammed that to lol
Stranger: i'm resourceful
You: ns?
Stranger: ns?
You: wow... im completely dissapointed
Stranger: what...no shit?
You: nope
You: so you just googled chads gap huh?
You: newfag
Stranger: fs
Stranger: i googled "chad's gap from the bottom of alta"
You: thanks captain planet.. i figured that one out
You: fuck
Stranger: whatever
Stranger: you wish you could be summoned by planeteers
Stranger: you're probably like a fucking henchman #2 in the batman series
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I just love how he ends it tho... i lol'd
 
are all these people that want to have cyber sex gonna get like arrested or some shit? like every other person i talk to wants to have cyber sex
 
You: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?

Stranger: ski patrol blew it up

Stranger: ...

You: omg!

You: on ns?

Stranger: i know my fair share about newschoolers

You: user name?

Stranger: shredmcnasty

You: mrstskier

Stranger: hahah

Stranger: rite on

You: and ur from washington!

You: fuck ya

Stranger: yeppp white pass reppin.....
 
talking to someone on it now!!

Stranger: u ready for winter!!!?!?!! wooo

You: im ready to hit the mountain if thats what you're asking

You: one question:

You: new schoolers?

Stranger: lol yea they blew it up

 
Stranger: Just a small town girl

You: I Fucking Hate Journey!!

Stranger: You would douchbag

You: go watch the fucking hills

 
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Stranger: hi

Stranger: f/m?

You: need some cum dumpped off?

You: looking to get your rocks off the internet eh? Porn is a lot easier

Stranger: uhuuu

You: god you suck at typing

You: respond quicker bitch

Stranger: r u f/m?

You: why does it matter its the fucking internet. I could say im a unicorn and you would believe it

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You: ns

Stranger: holla

You: ns?

Stranger: timoty 18 u?

You: chads gap 19

Stranger: nic meet u chad

You: yup

Stranger: from where?

You: i lost my gap can you find it for me?

You: the bottom of alta

Stranger: ohh yeah... i can halp me to find my key to abadon?

 
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Stranger: ns

You: ski patrol blew it up!!!!

You: FUCK YES

Stranger: HOLY SHIT

You: I STARTED THE OMEGLE THREAD ON NS

Stranger: HAHA goddamm

Stranger: im reading it right now

You: sick bro, so where you at?

Stranger: whazzat mean

You: you skiing yet? loveland and abasin are open her in CO

Stranger: oh haha no, im from ny

Stranger: im not skiin for another month or two

You: haha that sucks bro. i fuckin love colorado

You: boy or girl?

You: im BANGheadwear on ns

Stranger: guy

Stranger: im steezninja

Stranger: ill just post in your thread

You: ok sick, haha ns is fuckin takin over the internets

Stranger: hell yeah one site at a time

You: fav skier?

Stranger: i dunno, andy parry, wallisch

Stranger: theres a lot of sick people

You: jeeea bro wallish is so sick. hes nice too. gave me a free spyder jacket at the refresh world premier

Stranger: whaat where was that

You: denver

Stranger: thats legit. how was refresh? i wanna see it so bad

You: ahhh it was so fucking sick. best movie iv seen. soundtrack was bomb, skiing was bomb, colors were bomb, locations were bomb. just super sick

Stranger: damn im jealous

Stranger: i saw edias and that was nasty

Stranger: but i almost wanna see refresh more

You: oh fuck that looks sick. im def gonna buy that on itunes. but ya i would buy refresh if i were you, its worth it

Stranger: it looks like it. do you know if the dvd is coming out or what cause of that lawsuit

You: from what iv seen people are starting to get the dvds. I talked to decker and he said everything was a go

Stranger: nice

Stranger: hey im gonna peace, nice talking to you. see you on ns

You: later bro

 
You: How do you get to Chad's Gap from the bottom of Alta?Stranger: turn left and go for 3.46 kilometresYou: O RLY?Stranger: YES RLY!You: whats chads gap?Stranger: welll it could be a euphemism for the butt of some dude called ChadYou: have you hit it yet?Stranger: nopeYou: i hear some guy broke his ankles on itStranger: enoughYour conversational partner has disconnected.
 
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You: yes maam

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Stranger: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!

You: NS?

Stranger: what were you saying?

You: do you know how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?

Stranger: Up Grizzly's Gulch. Drive all the way up Little Cottonwood Canyon, go past the Alta Wildcat/Collins parking area, and veer left (where people go right to park in Albion Basin parking area). Find a parking spot up there. Then Grizzly Gulch is unmistakable. It is a gully. You have to hike up from the end of the parking lot just a bit to access the gulch, but you can see it from the parking lot. Hike about a mile, and it is up in that area. I don't have specifics from here...I've never been up there, but I think the location is kept secret by those in the know.

You: you sure?

Stranger: somewhat, it was a few years ago

You: are you tanner hall?

Stranger: no i am jacob federstein

You: hmm. are you creedman?

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