How weird is your family

L

L.Hull

New member
Today I came home to find my brother running around my house fully torqued . This is just one thing

so how weird are your families?
 
I will win this. Christmas eve. My family starts talking about waterboarding. My 14 year old cousin thinks she could withstand it. My family goes outside, holds her down, puts a towel on her face, and starts pouring water on her. My aunt's boyfriend is taping the whole thing. I'm the only one who thinks it's a bad idea until my grandmother freaks out and makes them stop. So that's my Christmas Eve Waterboarding story. I've got a million of them
 
Yeah she did because it was about 34 degrees outside and pouring water on your face in that temp is really what gets you
 
I was curious so i looked up waterboarding- Its way worse than i thought.

The average agent they train in the CIA lasts an average of 14 seconds. Apparently if its done correctly, water goes into the nasal passages and feels exactly like drowning. I thought everyone calling it torture was just pussys, guess not
 
i love water boarding

last year i went to maryland and stayed with my parents friends, they live on the chesapeke bay, so beautiful. My friend and I would take the boat out every morning to go for a ride, then in the afternoon we'd bring the water board on and take turns one driving and one boarding. I got a concussion the first day and my core hurt so bad, but after the second day on the water I was fairly good. I began going for air, and brought my skiing skills with me to this summer sport! before i knew it i could do 360's and side flips like nobodys business. I haven't been back since then, but not a week goes by when i don't think about the fun I had learning this new sport.
 
HAHAHAHAHAHA He's talking about torture, not your beach get away.

I dont have much of a family. We are scattered throughout the country
 
the other night my dad ran down stairs into my den and started singing "I'M GONNA POP SOME TAGGG ONLY GOT TWENTY DOLLAA IN MY POCKETTTT!!!!"

more awesome than weird but yeah that's my story.
 
earl ya noodle thats wakeboarding, but i do enjoy waterboarding. torturing people is fun.
 
Are you kidding? It's Mac Miller, GOSH!

But yeah my dad was like one of the first people who heard about that fuckin' Kreayshawn song and would totally jam out to it. He also gets down to KRS and Sirius Backspin is like the only music station he listens to. Not that weird, pretty ballin' actually.
 
well my dad got fired from a ski hill for smoking too much weed on the job, with friends, kept the staff pass and had a condo so just lived at the hill for the remainder of the season. Go dad. And my mom had two DUI's at the age of 16, before she got her licence and has sense calmed down greatly. I love my parents.
 
my family is crazy and awesome.and my parents are divorced so it's like double the madness, I'm literally terrified to bring a boyfriend home. There's tons of stories that I don't feel like typing out, but yeah I could definitely have a TV show of my life.
 
My dad was checkin out this girl who couldn't have been older than 16, and she was in yoga pants. I was like dad do you realize how disgusting that is? She's like a third your age. He said hey, her parents let her out wearing that, and I can stare at whatever I want...

I died a little on the inside that day.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top