me = charming + asshole at the same time , just how it is... i guess..
I was too stoned in the first half of high school to bother with any bitches , plus ski academy/boarding school girls are usually really gross all of them..
Then I had to leave, and then decided since i was home in the city and wasn't able to ski every single day anymore, i could at least fuck as much as possible.
The most pussy fiend situation was when i was in the galapagos islands like 2009 before dahoodcondo..i think too long ago.....anyways, Galapagos is not exactly a island that is poppin off party ish and where u are going to get laid....its the opposite kinda
But last night b4 my flight was leaving the next early morning, i met this island Galapagonian fucking ridiculously fine light skin u kno like butternut steez, that super light black girl status... but a princess.
She spoke spanish only no english. I only speak french, no spanish... so all night i didn't care was just on fucking point' wit her, and after all eye-contact, those big ass piecing blue aquaphor-like eyes that bitch had... damn
Got jumped by local kids, ik they were just mad jealous and so i got her to pretend like she was peacing, kid tried to stab me quick
really sketch
Then..... like waiting 15 minutes in front of my small right on the water hotel, I'm about to call it... and this bombshell keisha comes out of this dark path, must of dipped home, and now to me.
I was like fuck this is unreal...
Especially cause I had randomly ended up buying 4 grams of that yayo , like straight off from the coast , had to be literally 80% pure cocaine. Which is unreal, and doesn't happen in the us unless u buy kilos straight up
For $5 a gram too haha. I just had to dabble, its those times..
But yeah, i couldn't really speak to the bitch, but i still u know just brought her in my arms and went to kiss her and shit to breka our tension..
She pulled away, kinda threw me off not gona lie... but then i remembered i had left a macbook under the outdoor ocean side bar, and whipped it out , had 3% battery.
quickly connected to wifi , since i have that 4G LTE satellite connection anywhere on earth shits so fuckin baller not kidding lol
ANd i connected, pulled up some translation site, and typed a msg to her, translated it, let her read, and then showed her how to respond - or type slowly back and then translate it back to me...
WAS KILLLLIN ME.... like down to 1% battery, and just actually overdid it with the yayo and was too high and could barely walk .
But her note said basically "Okay... I don't do this type of thing ever, normally.. but i really like you too.. "
so I'm like BITCH THIS HAS TO BE A SPECIAL NIGHT ITS MY LAST NIGHT 4EVER
And then... just as she translated her last piece b4 the macbook literally died right then.... it said how i should show her my room; she was down finally
Now, ironically in this situation, i got fucked hard as i realized it before heading up stairs luckily );
FOR THE the first time in 9 or 13 years probably, if not longer.... I had a room that I was splitting wit my old man, who did this adventure with me as a side thing... since we were both in Ecuador before this traveling for business
Didn't think nothing of it cuz i didn't plan on getting laid by then, i was like fuckkk... but its whatever... and just stopped stressing about it.
And UHHH Fuckkkk yeah, ha ha, that is when it happens always the most top-shelf, straight up model bitches but with a new twist of this light skin princess island steez or w/e
So took her to the bathroom also right out on the water , looking out to nowhere all the ways u looked... in the middle of the pacific ocean nothing else to see but water . pretty real.
---> So although she wasn't about it at all... and she was a good little shawty island thang , either had sex only 1 time before or not at all...
Brought her in, locked it and shut the door obvi, and sometimes miracles do happen... i had to be out of the hotel at 7am and get on the driver boat that was coming to bring us to the plane back to the mainland of South America...
But i had a few hours, and the sun began to ride as i somehow got over the heart-attack amount of blow consumed in addition to nearly an entire fith of some kind of rum, couldn't feel anything.... yet, my dick got hard at the last second . Which is even more of a miracle since she made me fuck with a condom , and thats great and all....... but I really never use that shit , i mean I only fuck real fine, non-skeez sloob hoes , and got over the whole college "I'm blackout and hooking up with this disgusting fat beast whale because I'm so wasted and its easy"
naawww haha , got over making any mistakes with fat bitches mad years ago
There was sea lions wild of course, just all up on the rocks and around the ocean bano, barking and making fuckin ridiculous sounds haha, but
Bottom line, I remember distinctly literally both counting the alphabet backwards which I'm not that great at... and then visually The Holocaust and all the horrific things and images possible, even for a few min of my parents being stabbed and me finding them dead when visiting home....... etc.
This stopped my super fucked up D from busting suddenly then, cause even tho i started out and it was impossible it seemed to get in cuz of the rum and hella blow.... but u just gotta get it in , and then shit will be all set from there .
Worked out like a FAIRY TALE straight up.. amazing. Walked her to this mini beach with those giant turtles 600 pounds and shit, the one that Darwin literally had studied and observed when he was in the Galapgos.. so ridic
And right the end story is,
some fucking bitch ass hotel security person smashed suddenly on before we finished obvi, with his fist or something... like BAMMMMM BAMM BAMMM BAM BAM
Scared the SHIT out of both of us, my ridiculous foreign little tight virgin pussy island princess perfect "friend" fell off my lap, and smashed the lamp inside with her head, went down hard haha.
But i was so fucking angry, and kicked the door open and was screaming at the dude, being so angry, and everything even more unreal because it was probably 160 degrees F literally in that bathroom we had been fucking for a LONG time , enough for princess to get off multiples hard , over and over, but not me .....
Thanks to the guard.
So then i went back to my hotel room after kissing her once bye and saying "peace maybe see u 1 day and finish what i deserved to... love and health to u girl "
she didn't understand a word of course but then peaced down some dirt road , presumably to home..
My cell phone gone from that pussy ass kid who had jumped me with some stupid hunting blade the night b4 , just soo lame... and because the local dudes had been trying to get with her forever, and i came in and beat her adorably tight lil pussy up for at least 50+ mins , like throwin craze
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So packed up my stuff, whacked off in my bathroom quick.... really pissed that i had to actually make myself bust a nut.. or id have unbearable blueballs and prob need to go to the ICU
Ironically i DRANK THE TAP WATER !!! yeahhhh so smart, exactly what i know well enough not to do.... and so we get to the airport, I literally blow as much yayo up my nose as possible..
But finish like .6 a bag m and a bottle of something to help.. but i freaked out not wanting to seizure or OD or look sketchy to the airport ppl
so tossed the rest, and got on my flight, which was private thank god so i got to finish the rest of the drugs on the plane.
And then I got hit HARD WITH GIARDIA and 3 other really horrific intestinal infections and whatnot from drinking that water, and i spent the ENTIRE 12+ hour flight in the bathroom dying, basically peeing out of my ass.
One point i broke down crying couldn't take it ... they tried to get me to come to my seat, but i was literally on the Fuck NO haaha , cause i had no choice , I'm like fuck all y'all I'm peeing out of my butt, I'm not leaving here.... till we land at least
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Oh and this girl gave me a picture, like an actual hard print beautiful 35mm print , that was from one of her modeling books, and I thought about her everyday for a while , and still do think about her once in a while......
I lost the photo summer 2009, right before heading out to shred at Hood.... in my disorganization
I wonder where she's at, what she is doing, is she alive and well, how fucking surreal the whole thing was
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But hahaha yeah good luck with puberty and all that shit, just if i were you... I'd scope out the finest beezys in ur school/classes/wherever, and just dive in, A$AP ....
Youll last like 10 seconds ur first time but just keep fuckin' LOL
Amen , werd
- AM
