How to(REALLY)freestyle ski in 5 steps or less

[eric25]

Hahahaha. Everybody that needs to learn how to ski, use this guide first.

 

[jsaya_SagStraps]

bump for the best thread ever

 

[yeahitsdave]

haha great post. that made my night

 

[MiniMeDanny]

genius. i really wanna save this some where. damn this is way too good. mad props

 

[Jwalk]

that was a good read

 

[DavidStewart]

haha nice ryan

 

[matt.rad]

Very entertaining. + Karma for making me laugh and spill Gatorade all over myself. The satire and sarcasm was priceless. Reminded me of John Symms' EXPN blog.

 

[assface]

i think a few more nsers would like to see this before it dies...BUMP

 

[JArens]

JOhn Symms stole this idea for his blog...

 

[rynmartn]

yes jason thank you for the clearity. haha really tho... nice to see my origial brain child brought back.

 

[k-rob]

hahaha park rats.

 

[A_Davis]

Im gonna bump this again just cause its sick

 

[Gnarshred]

Thank you, sir! I feel like skiing needs a bit of an attitude shift. You nailed it perfectly!

 

[BlueBird]

hahaha funny as hell

 

[stickerz]

That was so funny. I guess i know not to spin on and off the same way on a rail, but not really.

 

[.SimonB.]

amazing, simply amazing!!

 

[Roussel]

i think it should be the following:

1. buy over sized clothes including xxxxl t shirts and pants

2. buy a bandana

3. buy skiis that are way too long for you.

4. start talking like tanner hall

5. sign up to newschoolers and talk shit all day.

 

[assface]

if only there was a way to combine yours and the original

 

[ButteredToast.]

BUMPITY HUMPITY

 

[Hubsta]

Classic

 

[Willard]

lol

 

[JArens]

yay!

 

[HamFaceGirl]

i remember reading this back in 08

 

[Spacekroft]

loved this

 

[Mogul-Jibber]

yea i read somthing like this on espn.com but it made fun of freeskiers so much more! the thing is, i think the guy was serious...

 

[neon1peace]

most excellent bump

 

[T_h_o_m_a_s]

haha so entertaining

 

[BC.]

quality thread

 

[JsNeagle]

solid gold

 

[Lemuel]

I also think pretzels, afterbangs, tanner halls, and extreme terrain parks. I think them alot haha.

 

[Chalet_9]

Absolutely epic. This needs to be a poster.

 

[saucybiscuits]

hahahahaha this is so true. i am guilty of a few of these..........

 

[*TURBONERD*]

such a quality thread... i need to work on questioning the jump's physical toughness...

 

[tedmgee]

haha

 

[jamodeo]

hahahahah wolfterbang

 

[Bradyballin101]

Yes this was awesome!

Now i can explain to my friends who don't ski what it's all about.

 

[PeeDuBzz]

hahahah questioning its physical toughness

 

[polka.yardSAIL]

koala tee post!

 

[Mogul-Jibber]

Lol this thread reminded me of this..... If you read the whole thing it is pretty funny...

 

[Malcolm]

awesome bump

 

[failbear]

haha amazing, this needs to be brought back

 

[pomme-de-terre]

well, at least now i know im doing it right.