How to quickly lower blood alchohol level?

Drink a shitload of water. But for every 1 beer/shot/glass of wine it takes ONE hour to get out of your system. at least that what i learned in health class in 10th grade
 
i am so excited for the answers this thread will get.

im pretty sure that regardless of what you do, it will take the same amount of time to get alchohol out of your bloodstream. unless you went to a dialasysy center or something.
 
Haha, I'm actually in 10th grade health and on the topic of alcohol/drug use. Other than time, there's no way to "quickly" get your BAC down. You just have to wait it out. Your body gets rid of the alcohol you drink by I think 3 or 4 ways; by sweating, breathing (alcohol in your liver is overloaded and has to get rid of it) so that's why breath mints and pennies in your mouth won't affect it because it comes from the stomach, and through urination. Sorry brah
 
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im in 10th grade and they say the only thing that will lower your BAC is time. however, i go to public school and its Seneca Valley, which is the shittiest school in PA
 
mythbusters..eat bread... nothing will really help except time.you can make yourself less "drunk" by excercise or coffee
 
time is the only thing that can sober you up.

drinking water/eating/showering can only aide to you in getting worse ie passing out.

 
You know how to pass a breathalyzer test?

This may seem totally backwards... Make your bac read basically LETHAL levels if you can help it... carry around binaca or mouthwash or something... and spray your throat hardfuckingcore... the breathalyzer will read it as like .7 or .8 or something fucking gnarly high (.4 is considered comotose... .41 is considered lethal) 2 minutes later, they will retest you... and the difference will be enough that they will probably need to re-test... If you're able to sneak in another spray of binaca, or if you can find a way to encapsulate some mouthwash and stick one in your mouth and slosh it around enough, you might epicly fail it enough again to the point where they take you in to get a blood test.

Here's where you go absolutely postal, and flip shit like you're going to be on the electric chair... because theyre gonna have to stick a needle in you (basically put on a show like you're epicly fucking shit scared of needles)... Eventually they will put one in you... enough big ol police guys jumping on you is probably going to do the trick... but if you can stave them off for a while... and maybe force them to throw you into a cell for an hour or two, or just give up on you in general for being too much of a pain in the ass, you might get out of it... You will probably get the shit beat out of you... but at least you wouldn't get a DUI - IF you can pull it off... most drunk people probably could never...

after this, you might have to still go to court and plead insanity for assulting police officers, but if you have a good enough lawyer, and a judge who rules right, you might get out of it scott free with a black eye.

NOTE** there are a lottt of mights and ifs in this method... and you could come away worse than if you would have just took the breathtest in the first place... but if you're that devoted, can squirm away from some cops, and have a good lawyer... you might have a chance...
 
Good idea but you can still get a DUI for failing the balance and touching nose test. Different from the DWI as you probably know.
 
some pretty fat foods like a pizza from a pizza parlour actually makes your .xx value lower in the breathalizer i've heard.. also it makes you feel less drunk.

But basically eating food and burning energy makes the process go faster.
 
sure, if you consider being pronounced legally dead for 1.5 minutes from alcohol poisoning a rookie move. i'm gonna go out on a limb and say yeah, i know what i'm talking about.
 
This is true.TIME is your only cure. 1 drink leaves your system every hour depending on how much alcohol is in each drink, sooo, a beer= 1 drink, a shot= 1 drink. but if u are drinking a mixed drink with more then 1 shot, then it is obviously worth more then 1 drink depending on how much alcohol is in it.
 
if you just had a drink, you could eat dry noodles. They will suck up liquids from your belly, and it takes some(!) of it away. Eat some more and you'll have to go take a shit. THen go poop out the alcohol.

Makes sense to me. never tried it though...
 
"The liver is responsible for the elimination - through

metabolism - of 95% of ingested alcohol from the body. The remainder of the alcohol is

eliminated through excretion of alcohol in breath, urine, sweat, feces, milk and saliva.

The body uses several different metabolic pathways in its oxidation of alcohol to

acetaldehyde to acetic acid to carbon dioxide and water.

Healthy people metabolize alcohol at a fairly consistent

rate. As a rule of thumb, a person will eliminate one average drink or .5 oz (15 ml) of

alcohol per hour. Several factors influence this rate. The rate of elimination tends to be

higher when the blood alcohol concentration in the body is very high or very low. Also

chronic alcoholics may (depending on liver health) metabolize alcohol at a significantly

higher rate than average. Finally, the body's ability to metabolize alcohol quickly tend

to diminish with age."

http://www.intox.com/physiology.asp

 
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