How to prepare for the rapture.

[pomme-de-terre]

well, as you all know, the rapture is coming tomorow.

i found this news article that i think you might want to take a look at, its just a good thing to do so you end up wondering what to do tomorow in the face of god or whatever.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/punctuated-equilibrium/2011/may/20/2

 

[I.B]

1. it's the zombie apocolypse

2. make your team, it will decide wheather you live or die

3. TEAM GOLD PAVILLION FOR SURVIVALE

 

[neutralzombie]

1. switch to hinduism

2. get a jesus is my homeboy tattoo

3. masturbate and say "OH GOD" while i finish

4. sleep through sabbath

5. fornicate on my parents bed

6. squish a bug, or cap a g. *shrug*

7. cheat on my s.o.

8. "borrow" something i plan to never return

9. punch my neighbor

10. go window shopping

wake up sunday ready to party all over again because monday's a canadian holiday and it's FRIDAY

?

oh, profit of course.

 

[I.B]

I'll meet you hell.

 

[neutralzombie]

will you supply the booze?

 

[Relish_man]

1.Buy a shitload of blow-up dolls

2.Fill them with helium

3.Let them float up into the sky wilst other shit themselves

4.?????

5.PROFIT

 

[I.B]

Fuck yeah I will.

 

[jfxphoto]

HAHAHHA

That article is hilarious by the way.

 

[T.L.]

you have to make sure that you leave clothing scattered about though.

 

[Willgum]

Prom is tonight. The question is: if its your last night on earth, you might as well bang as many chicks as possible, even if its against their consent. But then you might not float into the sky caused you sinned, leaving you on earth to deal with pregnancies/stds/lawsuits/ the devil. Hmm

 

[PagesHouse]

and you'll still be a douche bag.

 

[neutralzombie]

 

[DrZoidberg]

 

[Cincher]

Anyone down for take-my-v-card-because-the-world-is-ending sex?

 

[Backyard.Skier]

of course

 

[belden...]

this would actually be true cuz if god actually did start killing people left and right and deciding on heaven or hell, hell would just be a fucking party. Think about all the people that would be in hell... sure abunch of fucking wierdos but probably abunch of party animals as well...

 

[Blurst]

Ya it would be dope as fuck.

 

[.Blake.]

Just make sure you're not that guy in front of the computer with your pants at your ankles

 

[steep]

lmfao

 

[.Tom.]

 

[Elg]

i got the blow-up doll, now where the hell do i get helium from?!

 

[j.saaaarela]

i could use some of that as well. but wait.... its a sin to have sex before marriage, so that would mean I wouldn't get raptured....

 

[GayWolf420]

Orgy? I'm not dying a virgin.

 

[j.saaaarela]

in heaven, if we all get raptured. well, if we don't get raptured then that could work anyway

 

[lanny94]

omg amazing fuckin idea where can i get blow-up dolls other than a porn store

 

[GayWolf420]

Rapture has already taken its first victim. RIP Randy "The Macho Man" Savage.

 

[Anathema]

going buckwild tonight.
if i die, look up Anathema in heaven's phonebook.
actually, that might be a little contradictory. i dont think god would allow the use of that word in his domain..
hmmmmmm

 

[Cincher]

wut

How did he die?

 

[Bodhisattva_]

I do this every weekend?

 

[.Tom.]

OMG THERE'S FIRE EVERYWHERE!!! I CAN HEAR DEAD PEOPLE BEATING DOWN MY DOOR, OH, OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOANSJDKBLAksfbjaksjv . zv,n \,v:

 

[a_pla5tic_bag]

apparently he hit a tree in his car after suffering a heart attack at the wheel. so did he do steroids?

 

[Bodhisattva_]

Are you afraid to go into a porn store?

 

[KillaSeason]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha