How to make fun of someone without swearing

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i dont care how stupid or immature it is, i just got a mega phone and im going to a high school football game today. i will get kicked out if i swear and i need some help. as long as its funny and semi appropriate its cool. ex) number 22 likes the smell of his own farts. its dumb but people will laugh. help me out. thanks
 
Just pick out their best player and chant smut whenever he gets the ball.

Anything else will just be retarted and people will make fun of you and you'll be stuck with a megaphone for the whole night.
 
yea it is immature dude but im a senior and this is the last homegame so i just wanna dick around and have fun
 
Will you be kicked out if you use the siren? Just before snaps, kicks, punts, etc. Just sound the siren and yell HA-HA!! if they mess up.

That'd be funny as fuck
 
my favorite has always been yelling "i respectfully disagree with your call sir" towards the refs after bad calls
 
haha maybe but its worth a shot, i figure they will give me at least 1 warning before they take it
 
"get off your knees ref, youre blowing the game!"

"youre tactics are inferior to ours"

"we will win; meanwhile you will lose"

"consume feces and cease to live"

" (best players name) is not capable of playing very well."

 
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If you have a siren on the megaphone, just use it whenever it's REALLY calm and everyone is silent. Get some friends with you that will buy one and just yell random shit at each other, or talk to your friend with it. That's what we did during Crankworx. We were in SOOOO MANY videos! haha!
 
Well thanks for copying what i said. i dont care tho.

I fucking love the find out the name of the other team's qb's girlfriend and ask her to homecoming with the megaphone thing that'd be amazing and make sure to film it so we can see reactions. That's a mustt
 
that was actually a really good pass......... PFFFFFT

but, hand that megaphone around. everyone has that one funny thing they wanna say.
 
Omg! LIKE THEY WILL LIKE KICK ME OUT OF THE GAME AND HELL AT ME FOR SWEARING. That would like end my like life and ome it would be so bad.

Omg please help me come up with something because instead of just not being an idiot I want to get a megaphone and keep it pg

I HOPE YOU GET ARRESTED FOR SLANDER
 
you're 13 which means you have no idea what is homecoming is REALLY about, nor have you ever been to a high school football game. you must think high school is like degrassi. Asking his GF to homecoming would just get him a bunch of weird looks as she denys him. but if she says YES then he might get his ass kicked. Also your megaphone better be damn loud. because football games are usually pretty loud.
 
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