stock market, taxi people, sell your stuff, do laundry for people, clean houses, babysit, become an actor and get in a commercial, write for a magazine, take pictures blow them up and sell them on the internetz, siphon gas and sell it to friends, steal something of yours thats expensive and collect the insurance on it, break sprinkler systems and then fix them for $$$, pretend to be a personal trainer, set up a con (google), pyramid scheme fraud, sell coke, become a drug mule, beg for spare change, become a pet detective (people are nuts about their lost pets), build a legit model ship and sell it for double the kit price, bootleg movies, searchbar, sell your self, ask your parents for a loan, ask your friends for loans
or you could get a job for 3 weeks you lazy sack of shit