How to get rid of boot stank

Pee on em, the enzymes in urine cut right through the smell

you gotta drink a ton of water before you do it though so your pee runs clear, if not then your boots will just smell like piss
 
14425517:ZappaStache said:
Pee on em, the enzymes in urine cut right through the smell

you gotta drink a ton of water before you do it though so your pee runs clear, if not then your boots will just smell like piss
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but then I will have to un piss my boots
 
No man if you drink enough water so you pee clear you’ll be Gucci. Clear water piss doesn’t stink

Try it on a pair of shoes if you don’t believe me, it’s crazy but it works
 
14425522:ZappaStache said:
No man if you drink enough water so you pee clear you’ll be Gucci. Clear water piss doesn’t stink

Try it on a pair of shoes if you don’t believe me, it’s crazy but it works
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even if this is true I'm not pissing in my boots
 
Ok real response, gold bond makes a powder meant to stop odors in boots and shoes, it's available at Wal Mart or anywhere. Common product, I'm sure there's competitors and whatnot. What also helps is drying your boots after you ski everytime. Come home, put them on the boot dryer right away even if you aren't skiing for a few days. It kills the moisture quick and keeps the stank from festering too much.
 
14425568:Schoess said:
Ok real response, gold bond makes a powder meant to stop odors in boots and shoes, it's available at Wal Mart or anywhere. Common product, I'm sure there's competitors and whatnot. What also helps is drying your boots after you ski everytime. Come home, put them on the boot dryer right away even if you aren't skiing for a few days. It kills the moisture quick and keeps the stank from festering too much.
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If you can, put them in your passenger foot well or even the foot wells in the back seat might get some heated air flow that will help. If you leave your boots in your car overnight (first, stop doing that), this can also help warm them up in the morning on the way to the mountain!
 
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Take your liners out to dry after every ride! This will prevent stink. If you wanna unstink, boot driers are the answer. Same goes to gloves.

Keep them dry!
 
14425525:Mackaroni_space said:
Burn incense. And a lot of it. I prefer patchouli forest made by nag champa
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incense valid... certified crunchy option

points for hanging ur boots upside down and letting the smoke fumigate them
 
14425723:CrunnchyPissFart said:
put cheese in them and then put your foot in to squish the cheez down then go skiing
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Sounds like turning the base liner into a zip fit liner. I mean, cheese does form to your feet.
 
14425725:SmokedGouda said:
Sounds like turning the base liner into a zip fit liner. I mean, cheese does form to your feet.
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precisely, its basically a free zip fit. extra points for filling with melty cheese and then going out in the cold for that extra performance fit

Hackel does it, how do you think his nosebuds are that steezy?
 
14425727:CrunnchyPissFart said:
precisely, its basically a free zip fit. extra points for filling with melty cheese and then going out in the cold for that extra performance fit

Hackel does it, how do you think his nosebuds are that steezy?
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true. he butter that goddamn cheese. Maybe some busciuts and gravy on the side. Would that go good with cheese?
 
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