How to get out of a speeding ticket

another way to get out of a speeding ticket:

have 2 part time lawyers as parents and a mom who works or used to work for the DA's office.
 
For getting out of a ticket, I just try and make the cop laugh. If you start trying to suck his dick as soon as he comes up to the window, he's not going to keep on writing the ticket since thats pretty much what everyone who gets pulled over tries to do. But if you try and brighten up his day by making him laugh, chances are that he'll forgive you and give you a break.
 
One time I got pulled over near the border and the car only showed km/h not m/h so we used that as an excuse he knocked the fine down
 
i got pulled over for 17 over....no ticket because i had a clean record. next time... im screwed
 
Better way to get out of a ticket:
when the cop comes up and asks why he pulled you over say because your black. Then just stare at him.
This would either work extremely well or do the opposite... But it's worth a shot
 
The point of speeding is pretty pointless. Sure you may say an extra minute or two of time if you don't get pulled over, but if you get pulled over and given a ticket even once, you have just pissed away every minute of time you have likely ever gained from speeding. You will piss away 10-15 minutes sitting on the roadside waiting to get your ticket from the police. Then you will piss away a great deal of time going to court, only having to fork over money to the courts for the ticket, only to run the risk of paying higher insurance premiums when your insurance company finds out about your speeding habits (if you were assessed points). As a nice added bonus, you spend more in gas when you speed.

Coming from someone who got a slew of tickets when he was younger, I wish I had learned this a long time ago. I had to fork over FAR too much of my time and money to courts when I was younger, and looking back, I regret it.

I'm not saying that I NEVER speed, I would be lieing if I said that. However, I am much smarter about my speed now, and much more aware of how pointless true speeding (say more than 10mph over the limit) really is.
 
My math teacher did a paper on this but the way he looked at it was that by speeding you can gain merely seconds on your time but the varible of streetlights affects your drive by minutes, so basically all that risk you took speeding for half an hour just got wasted on a long stop at a light
 
No one tells the gazelle how fast to run!

If you care about freedom and America you'll do whatever you damn well please in life.
 
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Tell the cop you're rushing home to take a shit and if they still write you the ticket poop your pants and the cop will feel really bad and not give you a ticket
 
wow do you really care that much about a fucking speeding ticket?

I always delay the court date as long as possible. And i have had cops who have been no longer working in that area by the time i went to court. best advice he gave but its obvious.
 
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