How to ditch a bitch in t-3 hours

skiskate

skiskate

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So basically my gf of two years works in a bar, she left her phone at home. I saw she got an fb msg and checked it, shes been sending naked videos of herself to some dude. Shell be off in less than 3 hours and im supposed to pick her up. So how do i chuck this whore? Its my house she pays no bills.
 
shit in a box. wrap it up. with gift wrap. maybe a bow. and give it to her at the park, where youll leave her with a sleeping bag and all of her possessions.
 
set up a camera in your car, and videotape the whole journey home, and when you're almost home, confront her about it and yell at that fucking dog because you wish it would just shut up. Then tell she has 30 minutes to pack her shit and get the fuck out. And post the video here so we can judge her and her whorish ways through the privacy of the internet.
 
Rent out movie theatre. Play said nudie videos for a small ticket price.

Get back money cheap whore has not paid for rent

Profit
 
Just start sending pictures of your dick to the guy. He'll figure it out. Don't know about how to get rid of the ho, though...
 
I aint posting vids or pics, she doesnt even have keys. Should i just not even pick her up and start putting her shit outside? Im just contemplating how big of a dick to be here.
 
Probably just show up to pick her up, and hand her her stuff, tell her why, and leave. That will make her feel worse than making it a huge ordeal
 
Omg yes please this would bring joy to my soul. Don't call her either so she'll have to wait around untill she figures it out. When she calls you be a dick, hangup, enjoy life.
 
go to her work before she gets off and just start casually talking to one of the other workers, then ask them if they want to see a funny video, show them the videos you found. repeat with as many co workers as possible till she she notices, then call her a whore and leave.

 
Yeah i was thinking this. Just bring her the phone, tell her to get fucked and let her get her shit tommorrow. Woooooooooooo its fucking party time now! Havent been single for some time.
 
another option act like everything is normal, go fuck her tonight and right as you finish tell her you found the videos and to get out of your house
 
I was thinking this too. She hates it in her mouth so i could also just pull the old "ill let you know when" bust a nut and then tell her to get fucked. So many options...
 
just, nut in her mouth and at that very moment tell her you're going to have to "let her go"
 
Yeah i think this seems like the most gratifying way for me to go about this. Get to go out with a bang...... Ill post how this all goes once the shitstorm a brews. Judging by the past few weeks shes gonna go insane and try to smash shit, hurt herself, eat the medicine cabinet etc....
 
She fucking is man, i tried to end it like a month ago and she locked herself in the bathroom and i could hear pill bottles. Busted my own door down and had to choke her to get the 50+ tylenol extra strength outta her. Why do i always find me some crazy bitches...
 
WAIT! Do not do this. Do you really want a pissed off, crazy, cheating woman who just got dumped to have your pecker in such a vulnerable position? All it would take is one firm bite and your new nickname is weienerless Joe. Think before you do it.
 
As difficult as it sounds, you should of just ignored her and put her shit outside. Confrontation will lead to making up or a huge scene that is NEVER good..I don't think you need anymore proof. She can't be trusted..everything she says must be strained through a filter cause you need to run a tight ship
 
threads, it sounds like OP has this situation under control quite well. i vote bust in her hair and walk out immediately after
 
when said gf gets home from work tell her you want to go for a drive, while out on said drive you drive past her house, as passing her house say "that's where my ex lives" super casual. It will take her a second to realise what has just happened but when she does it will be priceless. For extra comic value put go pro in car and film the whole experience. Nothing like a name and shame.
 
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