How to afterbang and what are the side effects?

[Big_Chilla_J]

Now I heard with after bang comes mad hoes and mad respect. But I tried it once and all I got was back pain. Am I doing it wrong, or is there a more economical and operationally efficient way to land while still looking cool?

 

[Big_Chilla_J]

Here’s a video of my friend brig trying to master the bang. He’s missing something but I’m not sure. Should we quit trying to learn how to land with after bang and just learn how to land holding?

 

[Big_Chilla_J]

Here’s a video of my friend brig trying to master the bang. He’s missing something but I’m not sure. Should we quit trying to learn how to land with after bang and just learn how to land holding?

[video]https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1094951/IMG-6077-mov[/video]

 

[deac]

you need the suspension bindings

 

[Big_Chilla_J]

you need the suspension bindings

Maybe if I get baggy enough pants they will cover up the suspension mechanism and nobody will be able to tell?‍

 

[muffMan.]

Yah can’t force the bang, the bang comes from within.

 

[Big_Chilla_J]

Yah can’t force the bang, the bang comes from within.

So your telling me it’s non consensual?

 

[partyandBS]

https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/365469/Definitive-Guide-to-Afterbang

you’ll be bangin in no time

 

[SurfinCow]

the real tutorial

**This post was edited on Jul 18th 2024 at 8:46:32pm

 

[partyandBS]

the real tutorial

**This post was edited on Jul 18th 2024 at 8:46:32pm

i was looking for that video! for some reason i thought it was a chug video but now that i see this i remember heavy head was in chuglife

 

[rojo.grande]

Afterbang results in a perpetual right eye twitch mostly

 

[bennwithtwons]

#1 side effect is the massive quantity of girlfriends you'll be stealin from those lame non-bangers

 

[theabortionator]

One of my friends used to afterbang in the park every run. I haven't seen him in a few years but last I knew he was living in public parks, feeding pigeons, and occasionally charging toward joggers screaming spells from harry potter.

After bang may look cool, but think of the real cost.

 

[ReturnToMonkey]

Knew a guy who afterbanged a lot but he got picked up by the CIA and Lockheed Martin, never to be heard of again

 

[KungKalmar]

Gotta make it look natural, we don't want to see fake steez type of shiiit.

 

[Poikenz]

One of my friends used to afterbang in the park every run. I haven't seen him in a few years but last I knew he was living in public parks, feeding pigeons, and occasionally charging toward joggers screaming spells from harry potter.

After bang may look cool, but think of the real cost.

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[TRVP_ANGEL]

Main Side effect is large nuts

 

[Ditlev]

friend did a dope afterbang once and then biggie smalls smoked him. miss my friend

**This post was edited on Jul 19th 2024 at 10:45:57pm