How old are you guys and what can you throw

13601620:freestyler540 said:
https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/821252/Skiing-ability-at-age-15-compared-to-now

Remember this OP? You created that an hour ago. You suck and stop being an attention whore.

Good day
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Unfortunately i have a rare dissease which creates many problems such as this one. you see, after about absorbing approximitly 465 synthetic acid tabs, you pretty much loose 80% of you cognitive function. I have found myself posting the same threads many multiple times and recieving more much comments of malicous hate. i often travel between realms of realities in my head and you, kind sir, have proven to be the most unwanted entity of any of my acid trips. remind me to never to come back this planet, whatever its called, you vibe exterminating fellow.

good life.
 
13601679:BariteDropsy said:
Unfortunately i have a rare dissease which creates many problems such as this one. you see, after about absorbing approximitly 465 synthetic acid tabs, you pretty much loose 80% of you cognitive function. I have found myself posting the same threads many multiple times and recieving more much comments of malicous hate. i often travel between realms of realities in my head and you, kind sir, have proven to be the most unwanted entity of any of my acid trips. remind me to never to come back this planet, whatever its called, you vibe exterminating fellow.

good life.
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That was a rollercoaster of emotions!
 
Why are all of these new members so obsessed with how they stack up against other skiers? Doesn't matter how good/bad you are as long as you're having a good time and ripping with your boys and whatnot
 
13601708:SammyDubz said:
Why are all of these new members so obsessed with how they stack up against other skiers? Doesn't matter how good/bad you are as long as you're having a good time and ripping with your boys and whatnot
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Lol youve been a member for a year.

But youre right
 
If its any colsolation OP, Im 20 and I see 14-15 year old kids (im a coach) rapidly approaching my skill level. The thing they have that I never had is a solid group of friends to ski with. They push each other and help each other learn every day and it works better for progression than anything else. Get with a good group of skiers!
 
13601719:SammyDubz said:
Lurked for about 3 or 4 years before I ever made an account lol

Even so, why does it matter?
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It doesnt it was just the whole "new ns member" part. But I completely agree, Ive seen so much age claim bullshit lately on NS.
 
13601679:BariteDropsy said:
Unfortunately i have a rare dissease which creates many problems such as this one. you see, after about absorbing approximitly 465 synthetic acid tabs, you pretty much loose 80% of you cognitive function. I have found myself posting the same threads many multiple times and recieving more much comments of malicous hate. i often travel between realms of realities in my head and you, kind sir, have proven to be the most unwanted entity of any of my acid trips. remind me to never to come back this planet, whatever its called, you vibe exterminating fellow.

good life.
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Ban please
 
13601679:BariteDropsy said:
Unfortunately i have a rare dissease which creates many problems such as this one. you see, after about absorbing approximitly 465 synthetic acid tabs, you pretty much loose 80% of you cognitive function. I have found myself posting the same threads many multiple times and recieving more much comments of malicous hate. i often travel between realms of realities in my head and you, kind sir, have proven to be the most unwanted entity of any of my acid trips. remind me to never to come back this planet, whatever its called, you vibe exterminating fellow.

good life.
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Awesome man, just awesome. Lets revive the golden wheelchair award to just for this guy. This is a direct copy paste from other other thread.

"I am a skier at age 15 and i am curious on how everybody elses skills were at age 15 and how it has progressed to how they are now. I can backflip, 180, flatspin, 360, 540, underflip and just front swap and front 270 off rails. i am not just talking about park, who throws these tricks off cliffs and natural hits? and how has your skills to when you were younger progressed to how good you are now? Personally i prefer skiing big mountain terrain and throwing my best tricks of large cliffs and natural features."

Good day troll that made my night
 
topic:BariteDropsy said:
what can you throw now, and when you were 4 or so years younger
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36 now... best trick these days is lip on blind 2.

4 years ago best trick was having babies and getting fat.

4 years before that... had a killer shifty 5 and shifty 1.
 
13601876:Mr.Bishop said:
36 now... best trick these days is lip on blind 2.

4 years ago best trick was having babies and getting fat.

4 years before that... had a killer shifty 5 and shifty 1.
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Uughhhh I'm at the babies and fat part........

4 years ago was a sw cork 5
 
13601907:Rusticles said:
Uughhhh I'm at the babies and fat part........

4 years ago was a sw cork 5
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I mean I love skiing as much or more than I ever have. I've got a whole new outlook on the sport, one which focuses less on what tricks I can do and much more on how much I'm enjoying today on the slopes.

Plus I'm starting to ski with my kids, which is fucking unreal.
 
i'm 16 and suck at tricks and my home mountain doesn't have a park

i can guarantee you though i have more fun on the mountain than all those people whose only goal is to progress and stomp that new trick
 
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