How many of you use "Hi, how are things?" as an opener?

[Smuffy]

I know i do, i use it all the time. Whenever there's that awkward stage when you wanna start a conversation with a chick, that's the line i choose to go with.

Thanks Jwenz!

 

[maximiliaan]

im pretty sure jwenz uses "Hi there, how are things?"

 

[jstemp]

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[rewand0]

I usually use, "hey whats up?"

 

[the_moderaper]

I do quite frequently. Its that or "howdy" and wave.

 

[Skittle.]

haha yeah ive used it a few times. works like a charm

 

[Jamestown]

If she brings up a conversation topic that has already been discussed, I say, "How bout you get down on your knees and suck my searchbar?"

 

[MEGAZORD]

 

[skidaeastcoast]

just say how u doin with a wink...it always works

 

[powninja]

I usually say "How hi are you?" think about it.

 

[Gstrong]

i use "hi, how are things"

 

[JahJahBinks]

"Yo when you gonna let me hit dat" is my pickup line of choice.

 

[gus555]

i usually just use the "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

 

[ECB]

I just walk up to a girl and say "I'm horny"

1 out of 10 times that girl finds it funny/turned on, in which case it will be a good night.

9 out of 10 times she either hits me/just leaves/says shut the fuck up.

It's the numbers game.

 

[Skittle.]

did your cousin happen to be the 1/10?

 

[TheDude]

 

[.JPolster]

I like the "Nice bum, where you from"

 

[matt.s]

"nice face, come to my place"

not sure if its been used before, but your line inspired me to make up this one

and a casual "sup" or "whats up?" will usually suffice for me.

 

[andy_boy]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh! So good.

 

[Kangbang]

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[shibby]

Nice shit'r can I split'r?

 

[carbon.pulse]

Hi we're going to have sex in about 5 minutes so it's your choice on whether it's going to be rape or not.

 

[no_steeze]

i dont talk to girls

 

[uosdwiSrjewoH]

your move is "sup?" ?

 

[blatt]

10% of the time, it works every time

 

[Ahmadinejad]

HOW IS THIS AT ALL RELEVANT TO THE THREAD!?!?!?!?!??!

 

[Goglines]

lmao this is not funny but i would laugh out of awkward drunkenness. none of you people use these lines.

 

[klayer_9]

WHoa that is a SERIOUS accusation.

 

[Goglines]

no but i did have soomeone tell me he played sudoku with a pen. YES!

 

[Squidles]

Violets are blue, Roses are red.

I've got a knife so get in the van.

 

[carbon.pulse]

We should meet sometime and i'll prove you wrong

 

[carbon.pulse]

We should meet sometime and i'll prove you wrong

 

[LIL-WAT]

Nice fuck, lets fuck.

 

[Mr.Turtle]

they're terrifying

 

[Amadeus]

don't use any openers.. go straight to kissing and then they'll be all over you

 

[84891jnf92048]

ITS A SHITTY HOOKUP LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAPS LOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!In comparison to what, my roommates balls. He has a gigantor we call it, he's had testing done on it, his left ball is HUGE.

 

[84891jnf92048]

wait where the fuck did that shit come from?

 

[Lemuel]

Charlie, what the fuck are you saying?

 

[little1337]

 

[klayer_9]

was this a claim, or did he actually play sudoku with a pen? Because I doubt that he did.

 

[SkiThe603]

Always begin with a polite HERRO

 

[crescentfresh]

I just say Hey what' up. doesn't everyone?

 

[carbon.pulse]

That's way too forward.

 

[little1337]

but her icon is awesome

 

[McShane]

ahahahaha I lol'd

 

[RubberSoul]

Haha wow

 

[carbon.pulse]

true.

 

[k-rob]

lines are for ugly people.

it's all about gestures and facial expressions.

 

[Peach.]

Hey wanna go get some pizza and fuck?

What you don't like pizza?

 

[jamodeo]

I usually just say "Excuse me, you are very beautiful, how are things?"(often paired with shotty british accent) or use the Jamal smith "Whats Good Honeybunz"