How many of you have felonies?

[270on420out]

What did you do to get them?

And if you don't have any, how many wold you have if you would have been caught

 

[.Hugo.]

And if you don't have any, how many wold you have if you would have been caught

Oh no, im not falling for that officer

 

[californiagrown]

i have 1 eviction for vacating my apartment lease before it ended

i got a few DUI's

my car that i leased was repossessed

i got a domestic abuse charge for beating up a former girlfriend when i caught her cheating on me with this Chaldean guy

when i was in ninth grade i got kicked out of Catholic school for throwing hands on my wood shop teacher bcuz he was talking shit to me

So you had your car repossessed, were evicted, have a couple DUIs, and beat up your girlfriend?

Do you live in a trailer and exclusively wear white ribbed tanktops? My goodness, you make kid rock look classy.

 

[californiagrown]

im actually in graduate school right now

Wow, I guess U. Of Phoenix has had to lower there standards lately.

 

[soulskier]

i have 1 eviction for vacating my apartment lease before it ended

i got a few DUI's

my car that i leased was repossessed

i got a domestic abuse charge for beating up a former girlfriend when i caught her cheating on me with this Chaldean guy

when i was in ninth grade i got kicked out of Catholic school for throwing hands on my wood shop teacher bcuz he was talking shit to me

Any felonies?

 

[HAMNATION]

convictions?? hell naw

 

[Rparr]

I once got pulled over with over 10 lbs of marijuana in my trunk and only received a speeding ticket. Fuck the law.

That could have been many felonies.

 

[Rparr]

how the fuck did u have 10 pounds of pot in ur trunk?

also, how did the police officer not smell the kushy kush, if in fact u did have this weed in ur trunk?

So have you ever seen the ole hollowed-out-cooler trick? We used to take camping coolers apart, hollow out their Styrofoam parts (the part between the inner lining and the outer wall), fill that cocksucker with as many vaccuum sealed bags as we could, and then superglue the inner lining back in. Then you could fill the cooler up with anything, and the walls would be full of diggity dank. At our prime, we could stuff nearly 2 lbs of dank into the walling of a Coleman cooler.

If you really want to go nuts, you could then fill the cooler with actual food and shit. We would just load our trunk up with 3-5 of these coleman coolers and then drive 12+ hours back home lmao. We were driving up to the nearest medical state, buying from a grower, and taking it back home and selling it for absurd profits. It was a lot of work. My buddy who made it all work is in prison now though, sadly.

 

[HAMNATION]

So have you ever seen the ole hollowed-out-cooler trick? We used to take camping coolers apart, hollow out their Styrofoam parts (the part between the inner lining and the outer wall), fill that cocksucker with as many vaccuum sealed bags as we could, and then superglue the inner lining back in. Then you could fill the cooler up with anything, and the walls would be full of diggity dank. At our prime, we could stuff nearly 2 lbs of dank into the walling of a Coleman cooler.

If you really want to go nuts, you could then fill the cooler with actual food and shit. We would just load our trunk up with 3-5 of these coleman coolers and then drive 12+ hours back home lmao. We were driving up to the nearest medical state, buying from a grower, and taking it back home and selling it for absurd profits. It was a lot of work. My buddy who made it all work is in prison now though, sadly.

usually the end game in driving/mailing weed... gota risk it to get dat brisket

 

[MIHoodlum]

Almost got one for pills but I gave up small amount of weed to divert his attention. Once weed was on him mind all he was looking for was more weed.

 

[Rparr]

usually the end game in driving/mailing weed... gota risk it to get dat brisket

He's in prison because some jackass decided to rob him and get the cops called over the robbery. Blam, cops at his flat, find >50k of drugs. The driving was the easy part. Shit, you guys got me wanting to get hustling again.

 

[250r]

I was charged with intent to distribute MDMA after cops found 1/2 ounce of powder, gel caps, a scale, and a phone full of texts in my backpack. Luckily I was 18, and had been a good kid for the most part before then. They ended up throwing out my case. Had the DA been less understanding my skinny ass woulda been sent to jail for a few years. Fuck that would have been bad.

 

[HAMNATION]

He's in prison because some jackass decided to rob him and get the cops called over the robbery. Blam, cops at his flat, find >50k of drugs. The driving was the easy part. Shit, you guys got me wanting to get hustling again.

word then just saying as a co native with a lot of east coast friends iv seen shiz happen actualy pm me homie

 

[McNoche]

Shot my neighbors cat with a shotgun.

 

[cheddafries]

About three years ago I got charged with aggravated assault and battery to a peace officer along with 20 other petty charges. Luckily I had an excellent friend who is a phenomenal lawyer or bullshitter and then dropped to misdemeanors.

I got pulled over and a cop asked me to step out of the car. I asked if I was under arrest to which he said no. So I said this is a routine traffic stop and if I'm not under arrest then I do not need to get out of the vehicle for both our safety. this went on for a while until another cop came up and said I was under arrest for resisting arrest. This blew my mind so I stared at them with a very dumb look on my face. One of them reached into my car to grab the keys so I pulled my left arm back and they said they elbowed them wHich was the battery. They then maced me in my car. If any of you have been maced you know if fucking sucks. So mucus was running down my face and I spat. They said I looked them in the eyes with a very angry expression and spat directly in their faces. They then beat the shit out of me and dragged me by my hair About a 100 yards with my face pinned between the concrete and one cops knee. Best mug shot I ever had. I looked fucking donned from the pepper spray and like a badass from the black eye and blood dropping down my forehead and cheek.

The thing that really pisses me off is that the one thing I actually did I didn't get charged for. I kicked the second cop in the dick when they opened my car door. I would have happily taken that charge.

 

[Rennis_Deynolds]

i have 1 eviction for vacating my apartment lease before it ended

i got a few DUI's

my car that i leased was repossessed

i got a domestic abuse charge for beating up a former girlfriend when i caught her cheating on me with this Chaldean guy

when i was in ninth grade i got kicked out of Catholic school for throwing hands on my wood shop teacher bcuz he was talking shit to me

you are a peice of shit human being

No fellonies yet but I bully a lot of people so eventually one of them is bound to kill themselves

 

[unsteezedmachine]

Chaldean? Do you live in Rochester Michigan?

 

[El_Barto.]

i have 1 eviction for vacating my apartment lease before it ended

i got a few DUI's

my car that i leased was repossessed

i got a domestic abuse charge for beating up a former girlfriend when i caught her cheating on me with this Chaldean guy

when i was in ninth grade i got kicked out of Catholic school for throwing hands on my wood shop teacher bcuz he was talking shit to me

i got one for beating my girlfriend, i duno if the other shit were felonies or not

None of this happened. You know it, I know...eheath would know it if he took the time to read this instead of stuffing his face with pizza. Hell I bet even HamFace knows it and he isnt even literate. Like seriously, shut the fuck up and choke on a porno cock

 

[skierman]

i got a domestic abuse charge for beating up a former girlfriend when i caught her cheating on me with this Chaldean guy

Pics or it didn't happen

 

[X_ANKILLA]

What did you do to get them?

And if you don't have any, how many wold you have if you would have been caught

OP is a Cop. I would know. Because I'm a Cop.

 

[howlongcanausern]

I asked if I was under arrest to which he said no. So I said this is a routine traffic stop and if I'm not under arrest then I do not need to get out of the vehicle for both our safety..

this is a sure fire way to piss off cops. they are cops to engage people who act like this. i don't know why people go this route, it never EVER works.

 

[Big_Spence]

possession of schedule 1...class c felony. was initially charged with possession with intent of two different schedule 1's+a slew of other minor drug charges so it could have been a whole lot worse.

fortunate it hasn't held me back from my career or any major life moves so i've chalked it up as a very expensive learning experience.

 

[californiagrown]

this is a sure fire way to piss off cops. they are cops to engage people who act like this. i don't know why people go this route, it never EVER works.

Cause the teenage rebellious angst is strong.

 

[CaptainObvious.]

I got pulled over once for turning left at an intersection where there was an explicit "no left turn sign"

He looks at my license and sees my vision restriction and asks where my glasses are.

I inform him "I'm wearing contacts." He shined his flashlight beside my eye to check and found that I was indeed wearing contacts. Let me off with a warning.

So we can safely say if I hadn't put my contacts in that morning I would be fucked full of felonies right now.