How many of u suck?

i suck. i can do what you do.

-----------------------------------------------

'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!'
 
i like skiing

___________________

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
 
i like skiing

___________________

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
 
I'm not that good, but that's all gonna change...this season.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
i suck but thats not gonna change this season cause i woulnt be skiing :(

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
 
I guess it depends on what you mean by suck. I could always do better, and I'm always improving.

Best tricks would be backflip mutes, flairs, mistys, 7's and corked and bio 5's. I tend to injure easily on rails, so they're my week point.

No one on their death bed has ever said 'I wish I had played it safe'
 
i suck i can do 360 safetys and no rails.

SKIING IS LIFE...the rest is just details.

eat/sleep/drink/drink some more/ski
 
I can do black diamonds

-------------------------------------

'I won't be able to vote for like...four more years.' (18 year old Tanner Hall)

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)

 
the sad part is I think linejibber started this thread in all seriousness and you guys just ruin it by being super sarcastic.

and yeah, I suck. Landed a couple of sketchy 3s last year, suck at rails. booyah! then again, I have only been skiing about 40-50 times in my life, so I am not too worried about it

now the old man sits until the days when time stood still, the hours always seem to fade, but the memeories never will. All the love that you gave me, the dreams in the night. Now I just want to thank you, while the day's still light.

-Vertical Horizon
 
40-50 times is still good, i mean if its all working on park shit u can get good in 40-50 days of park skiing

-----------------------

Anybody need K2 Escape 2500, with look 9 nova bindings message me, also i will include good goggles, scott goggles
 
^ you say it like its a bad thing...

I have never poured out beer, even to put out a grass fire-Hank Hill
 
im just gonna get a hair blow drier and melt up the backs of those 210 cm skis in my garage

::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

MORE CUSHIN FOR THE PUSHIN !!!!!!
 
i just started jibbing last year, but there was no snow so im good at rails, but my airs still suck.

_____________________________________________________

yesh
 
I'm pretty good outside the park but I have a long way to go in the park to be sure. I'm mediocre at rails and can do forward spins to 540 (although my 5's are hella sketch) and can spin switch 1's and 3's. Oh yeah I suck balls in the pipe.

'It smells like Otto's Jacket!'

 
i can ski backwards

dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.
 
Bryant Gallant can do 360s. I've seen him go after little girls and boys with his little man-hands and he is quick with those. He can also do the japanese-school girl grab, mute-hand over the mouth of young boy grab, tail-of little boy grab, safety-or lack thereof cause bryant gallant doesnt use a condom with little boys cause he is a fucking pervert grab, toxic-dirty bryan gallant grab. You bastard Bryan Gallant

 
wow all you people that posted in seriousness need to get to hill and grow set.. i was landing 7's 3's mistys and backs my first season..and that was 3 seasons ago..adn to midwest rep why do you care so muhc about him.. its just another kid that ski's hes done no harm.. pick on that fag line jibber or something.. bryans all done with NS

[[[[c]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

[[[[o]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

[e][a][t]]]]]]]]

[[[]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

[[[[t]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

Five-9 Productions!

i got a drinking team, witha skiing problem.
 
^ oh you were were you, and what about that vid of you doing that rail on here a while ago. grow up you cocky little shit.

who cares if you suck, its all about having fun and progressing. if your not having fun sucking then start getting to the hill more and take a conscious effort to progress. however good you are you should be happy with what your doing but always be progressing.

'well it looks like we fucked up and killed the only son of god because we're fucking gay like gay porn'
 
ya i remember seeing some sponsership vid of gallant on sasfilms.com

and last i checked, straight airs or flailing your limbs and falling is not 7's or misties. therefore, you fucking lie cacksuck.

point is everyone works at a different pace.

for my local hill my brother and i are probably the best there. but take me to whistler and ill sit there with my thumb in my ass.

catch my drift?

-------------------

What are the cops gonna do, Call the cops? - Good ol Muff

Why dont you make like a tree... and GET THE FUCK OUT - Bartender in Boondock

Im not even going to give you the pleasure of eating shit, so just die! - My brother commenting on the genorosity of telling someone to eat shit and die
 
define 'suck' i think suck means skis blues then has a 2 hour luunch break just because you cant do rails does not mean you suck

--------------------

i love the smell of napalm in the morning

snow smells good to

uncle jemimas mash liqour it will fuck you up
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top