How many girls have you gotten pregnant?

[The_Oakley_Kid]

im at two.

 

[messplay]

/facepalm

 

[I.Love.Beezy]

hard to tell. i have sure rawdogged many randoms

 

[No_Dub]

basically

 

[soulskier]

null

 

[messplay]

 

[BIG-DUMPS]

 

[neutralzombie]

have you gotten the point yet?

 

[inb4_UMAD]

zero and i plan on keeping it that way... for another 7-10 years at least.

 

[I.Love.Beezy]

have you gotten the point yet?

 

[Cthulhu]

the name of this thread and your signature completley contradict eachother

 

[messplay]

post of the day.

 

[2_fadez]

/claim

 

[feihlination]

i am pretty much at zero. hope to keep that streak going for a while.

 

[Oh_So_Hyphy]

6

 

[ESAND]

Only thing I have to say is
Vasectomy for the fucking win

 

[fujarome]

ha! single digits? amateur.

 

[Static]

maybe 1, 5 days late now...

 

[BrewskiJr]

 

[BigJim]

 

[I.Love.Beezy]

BANT

 

[_MNice_]

have you not gotten the point that ALCOHOLISM IS A DISEASE????!?!?!?!?

 

[_MNice_]

thought i did. the condom broke. she took the pill. period was 5 days late. i was super scared

 

[THEDICKBUTCHER]

1 and a half

 

[Dan-Man]

13. kept um all.

 

[I.Love.Beezy]

WAT

confuzes tom is

 

[Bryan*]

possible bannn!

 

[2_fadez]

Its Big Jim we're talkin about here guys...

 

[BigJim]

its an educational post!

 

[I.Love.Beezy]

with a dick

 

[Oh_So_Hyphy]

It really is because before this i wouldn't have had any idea of how to slide a piece of latex over my penis.

 

[Balto]

you would be surprised

 

[BigJim]

my job here is done...

 

[ShotgunElephant]

What did you name your kids?

 

[Abc567def]

they wer'nt my fault so i don't think they should count

 

[SteezyOhio]

BigJim, you have single handedly saved the tall tee thuggin population of newschoolers from impregnating beezys. you are a great man.

 

[Brenone]

9. and 3 of them mutiple times. and they are all on welfare and your parents pay their health insurance. Thanks guys!

 

[maximiliaan]

do you actually mean pregnant or just fucked?

 

[Chockfullofnuts]

I got yo momma preg my son.

 

[E.C.]

does a girl faking it count? if so like 3

 

[ECB]

Consensual-0

Non-consensual-

 

[Bar_Down]

i'm pretty sure he knows the difference between the words pregnant and fuck/sex/bone/any other variation of the word

 

[skichicky3]

I lol'd

 

[skiminnesota]

just a couple, or a dozen.

whats your point?

ha forrealz at this point in life i dont want kids until atleast 30

my cell phone contract is ball and chain enough

 

[1337]

she just called, I'm not the father!!!

 

[CassiusClay]

I haz meny childrenz!

 

[GrammarPolice]

Son, I can't stand your type of bullshit; use a semicolon to separate independent clauses next time.

 

[skichicky3]

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[skiminnesota]

twas nice of you to give him a phone call, and not a text or something

 

[skichicky3]

ha very funny

 

[matt.s]

this thread is dildos