How many 5yo's could you take in a fight???

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I thought it said "flight".

Figured it would be how many screaming whining 5 years olds could you toss out of the plane while trying to sleep.
 
This survey drastically underestimates how prone I would be to running up and kicking a 5 year old like I'm trying to hit a 60 yard field goal
 
33, didnt lie about any of the questions either.

Athletic

Average Reach

I have excellent balance

More than 3 feet (height of kick)

Average height

21-35

A little martial arts experience

8+ fights in my life

I have played starcraft and know all about zerg rushes

I've been trampled briefly at a show

Id fight dirty (fuck the lil shits)

To hell with morality, I'd be too busy pile-driving, crane-kicking, and bare-knuckle bashing them all the way back to kintergarten

and yes I would use children as weapons

That being said I think the number is not true, considering they are fearless/merciless they pretty much will not give a fuck about getting hit, so theyre gonna get in and chomp down with their teeth.

However... once they are unconscious they are out, which means I can grab them by their necks and slam them down, or just a hook to their jaws.

I bet with an equal teammate we could clear a room of 75+
 
The only difference between our answers were your kick range and the amount of fights you've been in. Interesting that it lead to a 7 kid difference.
 
I don't know/not very high.

hahahahaha. I didn't even really think about it. There was an answer for I don't know and I know it can't be very high cause my flexibility is shit, but when I actually think about it, I'm pretty sure I could kick a 5 year old in the skull (i.e. 3 feet)
 
That actually makes sense. They're short little shits. You'd have to be crouched over to get at 'em. Plus, you're like a ladder and those fuckers love to climb.
 
Might have something to do with my massive swinging dick, if my calculations are correct that would account for at least 7 unintentional deaths

If we bring girth in as a variable the multiplier would increase exponentially..

(^this post is about 5 year olds and makes me feel uncomfortable)
 
ahah I've thought about this so many times. I got 29 but thats bullshit, I could fuck up well over 100.
 
was completely honest. average everything except slim. just been in a few fights, have been trampled, and have had swarms of bees after me.

I just did it again, got 29 again.

basically when it comes down to it you are just slightly more of a pussy than me. accept it.
 
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