How Long Is Your Cat?

[hank_hill]

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/13wy3l/reddit_how_long_is_your_cat/

We Posed this in Reddit today, and I thought we would ask NS the same question.

FitzGerald GnarlyPants III ( Jerry ) is roughly 31 inches long. How long is your cat?

 

[hank_hill]

 

[Rafiki]

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[.AR6rider.]

Shut the fuck up. God damned idiot.

 

[SkierPT]

I don't own a cat, but my COAT is 38 inches I believe

 

[Alexander_Keith]

This threads off to a great start.

 

[Rafiki]

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[hank_hill]

 

[KillaSteeze]

about 25 inches, she quite fat though

 

[Phil-X-]

 

[roddy116]

omnomnom that tape measure

 

[edai]

haha i like this one

 

[.AR6rider.]

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[Rafiki]

 

[bjobe]

My cats dead, so, yeah.

 

[Calb3rt]

hahaha awesome, this is mine from a few years ago(not trying to thread jack). he is not happy about the diet he is currently on.
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/389770/page/1/

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

181 cm

 

[stupendous-man]

my cat jus chillin on the fin tube, im guessing around 25-30". she also weighs about 14 lbs...

 

[EricaMN.]

my cat wasn't cooperating hahaha

how did everyone get theirs so flat?

 

[Broommasta]

sit on it

 

[artfullydodged]

Fuck i wish i was home. My kitteh is pretty god damned long.

 

[the-honeypossum]

26.5 feet

 

[Spinoza]

Almost as long as my penis, It must be painful for her

 

[artfullydodged]

Damn man you got downvoted hard.

 

[Cat_Steezens]

i couldnt measure mine because i stapled its tongue to the floor

 

[WakaShocka]

Fucking lost

 

[NotGhood]

How did I know someone would post this

My cat is long as fuck

And by cat I mean my penis

And by long I mean not long at all

Great thread OP

 

[Puzzled]

Coffee, everywhere.

 

[hank_hill]

Winner haha

 

[Orrin]

I have a really long cat, damnit why am I not at home.

 

[Puns]

 

[CaelW]

Lost. Now there's sugar cookie all over my computer..

 

[Wallisch_pl]

.

 

[I.B]

My cat ran away last year

 

[HeadyTopper]

I lost.

 

[Sno.]

I asked but he just said that it's rude to ask a cat how long he is. so now i feel bad.

 

[act.resist]

my mom gave my cats away...

 

[coolflash8]

lost

 

[last_tango]

I scoff at your mom. I can never let my pets go.

 

[act.resist]

agreed, I miss them dearly.

 

[Dragonite.]

4

 

[1337]

longcat thread? longcat thread

 

[Wallisch_pl]

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[Sno.]

I hope you immediately filed for emancipation.

 

[act.resist]

I'm 19 or I would've. Not really, because she can't keep them in her house because her husband is allergic. So she had a reason. Still sucks though.

 

[whoa-dere]

*my dad*my stepdad

 

[Sno.]

husband being allergic would be a total dealbreaker for me, he'd have to get on claritin or something-- there's just no way. My brothers fiance is allergic to cats and im like "oh God...don't go through with it!"

 

[act.resist]

haha, it hasnt really sunk in yet.

@snobunny, I feel you. My ex was allergic to cats. if things ever moved forward with him he wouldve gotten allergy shots because he loves cats.

 

[Gnarbangalakazoo]

1'11in

 

[funkykid200]

MEASURE YOUR CAT!!!!!!!!!!????????

 

[Midwestoverdose]

ahahahah I completely lost.