How long does the flat on a donkey dick have to be before it becomes a down-flat rail?

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Just what the title says, how long does the flat end on a donkey dick rail have to be before it becomes a down-flat rail? (Or a flat-up I suppose depending on how it is set up)
 
tough/subjective call...

1 foot i say is still a DD

2 feet isnt a donkey d but id feel pretty lame calling a dfd with a 2 foot flat at the end a 3 kink.....

3 feet is definitely another section though

so idk, im gonna say 2 feet is the cutoff in my mind. definitely arguable tho
 
I say around 3, 3.5' IMO.

Anything over that you're getting into DF territory. 3 feet sounds like a lot, but on hill if you have a tube with a 20' down and a 3' dick, it doesn't look that long.

I like them around 2.75' personally. It's up for debate IMO. That said, I think a lot has to do with how it's built. If the bottom leg is at the kink, and the whole dick is over hang, it's more likely to be labeled a donkey. If it's a fully skirted rail to the end it's more likely to be labeled as a down flat.
 
if you an set your edge on it and use the actual flat to spin off then its a down flat. if you jave to spin early on the down part and tap the flat then it is to short and a donkey dick. i dont think it is a donkey dick if it is less than a foot and a half. anything shorter than that is just a nub
 
I think it has a lot to do with the lenght of the down. If it is a super long down and a 4ft flat its a donkey but if it is a short down and a 4ft flat it is probably a df
 
13616066:Titsandwich11 said:
4 feet is winning? some fuckin hardos takin this poll!!
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for those downvoting this/voting for 4 feet: the flats in the middle of the majority of DFDs arent even 4 feet long, ya tards
 
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That's gotta be at least close to 4 feet. Similar to a rail at one of my local mountains, just couldn't find a pic of it
 
13616300:Titsandwich11 said:
for those downvoting this/voting for 4 feet: the flats in the middle of the majority of DFDs arent even 4 feet long, ya tards
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That's not true. Probably the most common size is 8' flat on dfd's
 
13616846:Borty said:
That's not true. Probably the most common size is 8' flat on dfd's
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Depends. There's 2 dfd's at my home hill, one of them has medium down parts and a super short flat part, 8'-2'-8' or so. The other one is 8'-8'-8'. To answer the OP's question, I would say the flat part can be no longer than 1/4 the length of the down part, before it becomes a down flat.
 
13616846:Borty said:
That's not true. Probably the most common size is 8' flat on dfd's
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no way dude. next time you walk by a "normal" size DFD handrail, look at the flat. it's very rarely 8 feet or even close
 
13617060:ianrich511 said:
I never considered a flat to be a donkey dick, I thought the donkey dicks had to have some rise to em. Is that wrong?
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Agreed to that, thats what I thought too
 
As soon as the flat becomes an actual rideable part of the rail. Donkey dicks to me basically just buck you quickly off the end of the rail. Anything longer than 2 feet is no longer a donkey, maybe 3 feet on a long ass (no pun intended) rail
 
13617084:Titsandwich11 said:
no way dude. next time you walk by a "normal" size DFD handrail, look at the flat. it's very rarely 8 feet or even close
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what do stairsets have to do with ski areas. I think you over estimate how short 8 feet actually is
 
13617733:SteezMcGee said:
Where does anyone mention stairs?
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Handrail

Maybe I'm assuming things but I generally associate the word handrail with a rail used for people to hold onto along the edge of stairs, wheelchair ramps etc.

Rails in the snowboard park are generally referred to as grinderbarzz
 
13617882:Borty said:
Maybe I'm assuming things but I generally associate the word handrail with a rail used for people to hold onto along the edge of stairs, wheelchair ramps
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True. I usually just think of any downrail as a handrail because of skating
 
13617671:Borty said:
what do stairsets have to do with ski areas. I think you over estimate how short 8 feet actually is
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because donkey dicks only exist in parks because they exist on real life handrails, it's just an imitation thing

i know that 8 feet isn't that long at all but i guarantee you that you don't see an 8 foot flat section on a DFD all winter, not in a park at least. you might see one here and there in urban

but i digress. 4 feet is not a DD...it's a flat section. the whole thing about DDs is that they buck you a little bit because there's not enough length on them to slide through smoothly like a regular flat section
 
Doesn't the angle have a little bit of say in this matter?

When discussing the phallus of an ass, we dismiss all flaccid forms. The fully erect phallum directs itself at a slightly upward characterization. The "donkey dick" obstacle fully relies on this trait to give a popping bonk to snowboarders and skiers alike.

This distinguishes the phallic rail from the conventional "down flat" which provides for a much smoother and relaxing ride.

However, the seemingly controversial convention with length should also give some merit to the overall girth of the phallum obstacle. What is the overall mean circumference? How does the girth vary from the corpus cavernosum to the meatus? What denomination of phallum is being observed?

Does it have circular or elliptical tendencies?

Clearly this inquiry is a far more demanding task than it has been made to seem.
 
13619728:Titsandwich11 said:
because donkey dicks only exist in parks because they exist on real life handrails, it's just an imitation thing

i know that 8 feet isn't that long at all but i guarantee you that you don't see an 8 foot flat section on a DFD all winter, not in a park at least. you might see one here and there in urban

but i digress. 4 feet is not a DD...it's a flat section. the whole thing about DDs is that they buck you a little bit because there's not enough length on them to slide through smoothly like a regular flat section
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Is english not your first language?

I will try to reply regardless.

Obviously there have been capped handrails on stairsets for a long time. That isn't shocking new information. Hell people used to hacksaw them off to hit urban. That was one of the signs that people were hitting a particular downrail on their skis or snowboards. Then it changed to the point where we have added those, and sometimes even skate stoppers etc to features in the park.

6-8 feet is fucking ridiculously common range for DFD flats. Everyone is entitled to their "opinion" but saying that isn't a true statement is simply wrong. I pay quite a bit of attention to the dimensions of rails at ski areas.

Saying "I know that 8 feet isn't that long at all but i guarantee you that you don't see an 8 foot flat section on a DFD all winter, not in a park at least." is one of the dumbest things I've read on here in a while.

Not trying to be a dick, but if you're going to say something like that, whatever. You're simply wrong.

There has been an increase in some of the shorter pump kinks. And obviously some places have tiny dfd's but there are a ton of 8' flat sectioned dfd's in terrain parks.

It is a very common size.
 
13619892:Borty said:
Is english not your first language?

I will try to reply regardless.

Obviously there have been capped handrails on stairsets for a long time. That isn't shocking new information. Hell people used to hacksaw them off to hit urban. That was one of the signs that people were hitting a particular downrail on their skis or snowboards. Then it changed to the point where we have added those, and sometimes even skate stoppers etc to features in the park.

6-8 feet is fucking ridiculously common range for DFD flats. Everyone is entitled to their "opinion" but saying that isn't a true statement is simply wrong. I pay quite a bit of attention to the dimensions of rails at ski areas.

Saying "I know that 8 feet isn't that long at all but i guarantee you that you don't see an 8 foot flat section on a DFD all winter, not in a park at least." is one of the dumbest things I've read on here in a while.

Not trying to be a dick, but if you're going to say something like that, whatever. You're simply wrong.

There has been an increase in some of the shorter pump kinks. And obviously some places have tiny dfd's but there are a ton of 8' flat sectioned dfd's in terrain parks.

It is a very common size.
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haha okay dude, no need to get all internet on me...yes, english is my first language

anyway, don't get hung up on whether or not there are flat sections on DFDs that are that long or not. sure, yeah, some are.

my point was that many flat sections on DFDs are very short, like 3 feet. so if you consider that a flat section, why would you consider a flat section of that same length at the end of a rail a DD and not just a flat section?

i think some people have a good point saying that it's all relative, like if you have a 20 foot down rail that ends in a 4 foot flat, i feel ya if you refer to that as a DD

this is a stupid argument, i happen to think somewhere around 2 feet is the max length of a DD...like i said,id def feel like a tool calling a DFD with a 3 foot flat at the end a DFDF. but 4 feet? in my mind that's a flat section. but im sure the world will continue to spin despite the fact that we disagree on this. by the way im a way better skier than you
 
13619961:Titsandwich11 said:
haha okay dude, no need to get all internet on me...yes, english is my first language

anyway, don't get hung up on whether or not there are flat sections on DFDs that are that long or not. sure, yeah, some are.

my point was that many flat sections on DFDs are very short, like 3 feet. so if you consider that a flat section, why would you consider a flat section of that same length at the end of a rail a DD and not just a flat section?

i think some people have a good point saying that it's all relative, like if you have a 20 foot down rail that ends in a 4 foot flat, i feel ya if you refer to that as a DD

this is a stupid argument, i happen to think somewhere around 2 feet is the max length of a DD...like i said,id def feel like a tool calling a DFD with a 3 foot flat at the end a DFDF. but 4 feet? in my mind that's a flat section. but im sure the world will continue to spin despite the fact that we disagree on this. by the way im a way better skier than you
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you're wrong about the 3 foot flat section. 3 feet is extremely short. Maybe you're blind or something.
 
google has the average male donkey dick lenght at 5.9 inches

I'm guessing some donkeys are hung and can probably get to 8-9 inches. anywhere above that would be abnormal and so I would say as soon as you hit 11 inches of flat it's not very accurate to say donkey dick anymore
 
13619979:SammyDubz said:
you're wrong about the 3 foot flat section. 3 feet is extremely short. Maybe you're blind or something.
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i agree that 3 feet is extremely short. ive hit street DFDs that have flat sections that short and it makes it much harder to deal with than if they were longer. my point was just that we clearly refer to those as flat sections, so why would a 3 foot section at the end be considered a DD?
 
13619961:Titsandwich11 said:
haha okay dude, no need to get all internet on me...yes, english is my first language

anyway, don't get hung up on whether or not there are flat sections on DFDs that are that long or not. sure, yeah, some are.

my point was that many flat sections on DFDs are very short, like 3 feet. so if you consider that a flat section, why would you consider a flat section of that same length at the end of a rail a DD and not just a flat section?

i think some people have a good point saying that it's all relative, like if you have a 20 foot down rail that ends in a 4 foot flat, i feel ya if you refer to that as a DD

this is a stupid argument, i happen to think somewhere around 2 feet is the max length of a DD...like i said,id def feel like a tool calling a DFD with a 3 foot flat at the end a DFDF. but 4 feet? in my mind that's a flat section. but im sure the world will continue to spin despite the fact that we disagree on this. by the way im a way better skier than you
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I really didn't want to come across as a dick, but you have no idea what the hell you're talking about.

This isn't a disagreement thing, this is simply a, you don't have any idea what you're talking about thing.

If you think that most DFD's have a 3 or 4' flat, you're simply wrong. That's not a "Well this is my opinion and that's yours" but instead a "I can bring you a fucking tape measure and show you how long the flats of these rails actually measures".

I'm honestly not worried at all about it. I just find it hilarious that you're even arguing this. Inb4 you realize how far you're off and pretend to be trolling or something.

Outside of your skateboard grind rail out of a box from Toys R Us, A 3 foot flat in a DFD is pretty fucking rare. Not saying they aren't out there, but they aren't that common, especially on rails over 16' long.

6-8' is really the standard. Or at least was when most of these rails were built. 8' is less common to build than it was, but a ton of mtns have a dfd with an 8' flat.

Tell your parents you want a ruler for christmas.
 
13619992:-emile- said:
google has the average male donkey dick lenght at 5.9 inches

I'm guessing some donkeys are hung and can probably get to 8-9 inches. anywhere above that would be abnormal and so I would say as soon as you hit 11 inches of flat it's not very accurate to say donkey dick anymore
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I've always thought we used the length they post on the internet to reference. On the one multi animal forum I frequent I would say most donkeys post dick size of at 2-3 times their real size leaving room to encompass most of the DD rails we find at ski resorts.

13619995:ShiningDarkness said:
I am new here, how do I put this in my signature?
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Wizardry. Click your profile, click account settings, there is a box that says update signature or something like that. Paste the text, click enter, and there you have it. Your name changes and icon changes will change for everything you've ever posted, your signature only changes for the future. Any posts you made before the change will still have your old signature.

13620016:Titsandwich11 said:
i agree that 3 feet is extremely short. ive hit street DFDs that have flat sections that short and it makes it much harder to deal with than if they were longer. my point was just that we clearly refer to those as flat sections, so why would a 3 foot section at the end be considered a DD?
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A donkey dick hangs out. The DD on a rail hangs out at the end. A DFD is a down flat down. They are connected. Sure there is a varying degree of sizes on those flats, some long, some more of a pump kink, but it's a dfd.
 
13620020:Borty said:
I really didn't want to come across as a dick, but you have no idea what the hell you're talking about.

This isn't a disagreement thing, this is simply a, you don't have any idea what you're talking about thing.

If you think that most DFD's have a 3 or 4' flat, you're simply wrong. That's not a "Well this is my opinion and that's yours" but instead a "I can bring you a fucking tape measure and show you how long the flats of these rails actually measures".

I'm honestly not worried at all about it. I just find it hilarious that you're even arguing this. Inb4 you realize how far you're off and pretend to be trolling or something.

Outside of your skateboard grind rail out of a box from Toys R Us, A 3 foot flat in a DFD is pretty fucking rare. Not saying they aren't out there, but they aren't that common, especially on rails over 16' long.

6-8' is really the standard. Or at least was when most of these rails were built. 8' is less common to build than it was, but a ton of mtns have a dfd with an 8' flat.

Tell your parents you want a ruler for christmas.
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let's keep this simple as possible dude....

i have hit street DFDs with flat middle sections that are like 2-4 feet, for sure. that happened. they exist. theyre sorta tough IMO cause it's easier to get bucked when theyre that short

so.. my point is, if that is considered a flat section-- which it clearly is, cause it's a DFD-- why would you not consider it a flat section (as opposed to a DD) when the same length of rail is stuck at the end of a DFD, e.g.?

if your point is that it's all relative, then okay great, i can understand that. but i just don't consider a 3-4 foot flat at the end of a rail a DD. i have a certain shot in an older movie in mind that i can't find right now... i THINK it's tanner and it's your standard DFD but it has a flat at the end that is probably 3-4 feet long. i wanted to post it cause i think most people would agree that that rail is a 3 kink, and i think that'd be a good example for my point. (it's not in TBC, 1242, happy dayz, pop yer bottlez...wish i could find it. oh well)

it's no biggie!
 
13620076:ianrich511 said:
I'm impressed this is still a discussion.
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the internet was invented so that people could argue about stupid shit, with people who they'd probably get along with really well in real life
 
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