.thedude
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so i'm at a party and we're all hitting a waterfall before we go on a walk. after a while all my friends leave and i'm planning on walking home cause i'm about two block from my house. i didn't have to be home for a while so i was just chilling at this school (which was recently fence off so i had to jump over fences to get in). this is when i see flashlight beams. since i'm still fairly fucked up i decide i shouldn't stick around, but i forget that i can't really jump over fences too well so essentially, i'm trapped. naturally i have some illegal items in my backpack and don't want to get caught with them so i drop my backpack between two garbage cans and try to find a good place to hide. eventually the cops found me and talked to me for what felt like half an hour. my eyes are solid red, my hands are bleeding from the fence, i can barely talk and i'm twitching. naturally they think i'm trespassing, trying to break into the school and are more interested in where my friends are. since they can't get me to say anything intelligent, they just tell me to walk home and then immediately leave. i come back in about ten minutes and get my backpack and go on my jolly way.
are cops always this unaware of what's going on?
are cops always this unaware of what's going on?