How do you wipe?

[elemeno89]

this is interesting, because i heard this conversation on the morning radio. apparently people stand? im the type that sits and leans.

 

[Profpimpcain]

I lean like a cholo and wipe from top to bottom... i guess most people go from bottom to top, but i find that really uncomfortable

 

[owned]

people stand to wipe their ass? thats the first time i've ever heard that lol.

I'm like you

 

[MAPLE_SYRUP]

right hand, hole towards back, never towards balls

 

[.frenchy]

i wipe with toilet paper, sitting....The normal way lol.

 

[Banjo]

Sit.
Standing just sounds messy.

 

[Gameboy]

Exactly like me.

 

[Dukeybrains]

All sitting

first I get that sweaty spot at the top of the crack, then work upwards from chode to asshole

great thread!

 

[elemeno89]

dude. i thought i was the only one. people are always like " youll get shit on your balls." never happened to me. however i do think it adds extra flavor for the ladies... jkjk.

 

[MothaHucker]

i dont wipe

 

[Profpimpcain]

we could be butt buddies?

 

[J-Evs]

wtf

i just stand up and wipe from the back

 

[dat.ass.]

i take about 10 squares and make a thick peice about to squares long. i then wipe from gooch back, then i fold the tp in half, then wipe from back to gooch. i then repeat as necessary till the only thing i see on the tp are my ass hairs.

 

[no_steeze]

uhh i just stand up, turn around, and my mom wipes it...duh

 

[BEARS.]

fold up some tp in half a few times.

wipe from back to front sitting down.

 

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No, I'm serious, there have been multiple threads on this.

 

[ski2sky.]

this...

but actually, i do stand ocassionally

 

[Balto]

sit and wipe unless there is some serious work to be done, then ill stand

 

[BenWhit]

i stand on occasion, especially if im in a hurry. and i got several back and forth swipes beginning at the hole and ending slightly above.

 

[PASKIINGSUCKS]

with the toilet brush fuckers I don't mess around.

 

[PaleCelery]

front to back dawg

 

[Malcolm]

i tape toilet paper to a coat hanger

 

[brogilvie]

Sometimes I stand and grab my balls and dick so I can get right in there and clean it right!

 

[chardi]

i like to mix it up. i always wipe different ways, but i'm not really sure why.

 

[WikiWiki]

I stand and wipe- that way you get full access- dont want anything being left behind

 

[ski-swagga]

ha i must be the only person who stands, i honestly thought everyone stood, and i wipe up twice down once and up again (i fold the tp in half everytime.)

 

[toominator]

sit, reach back and fluch. too easy

 

[FerrisBueller]

oh thats how bulgarians wipe!

 

[elemeno89]

that sounds like an old school nintendo code or something. haha.

 

[ElbridgeGerry]

Stand, stick your ass out like a 9th grade girl and wipe from gooch to top of crack. Repeat other direction, repeat in total twice.

 

[Kapital]

Lean forward and wipe from hole to upper crack... like a normal person

 

[skiminnesota]

be a man use your hand

i stand, sitting just sounds awkward. it also seems like you couldnt do as good a job.

 

[B.Pol]

Lol wut?

And what ButtonGwinnett said for me. Only way to do it.

 

[wesley.]

the true question is FOLD OR CRUMPLE?

i do a little bit of both

 

[elemeno89]

fold. when you have two ply and fold it, it becomes four ply.

 

[bromigo]

standing up. bottom from top. only way i do it. thought everyone did it this way.

 

[ChocolateMilk.]

Im a man i use my hand.
No but rly stand.

 

[Slettalaen]

i sit and wipe from back towards balls, its very funny that ive never wiped the opposite direction gotta try that out next time lol

 

[gus555]

i perfected pooping so i dont have to wipe, its quite easy actually

 

[garrettwiz]

lean with it. i would feel super awkward if i stood

 

[bitchezluv=]]

i find the nearest sharp object and scoop.

 

[ButteredToast.]

The fuck? People stand?!

What is that shit?

Also i hate when I have to wipe because the poop just wont go away and then I realize my asshole is bleeding.

 

[senorpuppy]

 

[ECB]

How do I wipe what? Chloroform on the rag? Carefully.

 

[dispatchQ_main]

i found the genius.

 

[J.Quest]

Folding takes too much time. I just crumple that shit

 

[dreadyboy]

someone isn't self-concious

 

[Skittle.]

sitting

 

[dispatchQ_main]

i live on a farm.

 

[Epillz]

http://www.inquisitr.com/25985/comfort-wipe-will-change-the-way-you-wipe-your-ass/

some funny shit!

sorry for embed

 

[snowisawesome]

Standing of course. But i wrap the toilet paper around my hand and then wipe. It provides great gripping power and if it's not to dirty you can rotate it 180 degrees and use the other side. and always gooch back.