How do you pee?

[CaptainObvious.]

Having just witnessed the infamous old dude lifting his short leg to pee, it got me wondering:

How does NS prefer to release their kraken?

 

[YourMomsCouch]

I actually have a colostomy bag

 

[CaptainObvious.]

I actually have a colostomy bag

This question has nothing to do with how you shit.

 

[.Rybak.]

I pee out of my butt for reasons that are unknown to a few people on this site. One starts with a k and one starts with and h.

 

[E__]

I pee out of my butt for reasons that are unknown to a few people on this site. One starts with a k and one starts with and h.

kanalh?

 

[CaptainObvious.]

Satisfy my curiosity about your bathroom habits dammit.

 

[.Rybak.]

Satisfy my curiosity about your bathroom habits dammit.

I will pee on your nipples if you pay me 3 yen.

 

[.undetected]

Classic sit down and eat a bowl of cereal for me.

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

I will pee on your nipples if you pay me 3 yen.

Ill fuck your mother if you...oh wait too late.

 

[Pat.t]

D. In here butt

 

[hippy.]

man i wish i had a penis so i could take about peeing with all my internet friends...fuck

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

man i wish i had a penis so i could take about peeing with all my internet friends...fuck

what does "take about peeing" mean?

 

[Laurent.]

On my bros.

 

[acualywasdolan]

On my bros.

Hey omnidata!

Hows your father you slick fuck?

 

[.Hugo.]

I undo my zipper and pull him through the front door of my boxers. Too lzy to undo my belt...

 

[.FRY.]

some times if nobody's in the bathroom, I'll snipe one from as far as I can

 

[Peter.]

all about the distance piss

also, you're peeing wrong if you don't have your pants around your ankles

 

[SFB]

i dont pee, it slowly leaks out of my ears 24/7

 

[little1337]

 

[yelsel]

then you have that nice little shelf for your comic book and your chocolate milk...because then you got the flusher right here

 

[CaptainObvious.]

all about the distance piss

also, you're peeing wrong if you don't have your pants around your ankles

 

[theabortionator]

I haven't used a fly in at least 5 years. I was too lazy when drunk at one point and just kept with it. Simple and efficient.

Also this has all been covered before.

 

[E__]

i dont pee, it slowly leaks out of my ears 24/7

eurine

 

[CaptainObvious.]

I haven't used a fly in at least 5 years. I was too lazy when drunk at one point and just kept with it. Simple and efficient.

Also this has all been covered before.

Not with a poll and over two years ago. It needed a refresher. I feel like searchbar results over a year old should be fucking ignored. There are always new people and new current events to draw on.

 

[milk_man]

There are always new people and new current events to draw on.

Breaking news: Peeing while sitting down has become more popular in the past year.

 

[GayWolf420]

i utilize my deflection panel in my bathroom whenever Im torqued up.

 

[TheBigApple]

i pee butt nakes at a urinal

 

[gRAPEFRUIT]

Straight into butts.

 

[Labattski]

With my pants on

 

[El_Barto.]

I pee'd in my cats litter box

 

[.FRY.]

out my anus

 

[seward]

depends.

at a toilet, you gotta go over the waistband.

out in the wild, i go for height records.

not too high or you piss on yourself, also watch for wind.

 

[lIllI]

 

[soulskier]

I always drop trow (to the floor) and release the kraken

 

[Jeebus.]

I usually just pee over underage girls and film it while bumping r kelly

 

[.Rybak.]

I pee out of my butt for reasons that are unknown to a few people on this site. One starts with a k and one starts with and h.

I will pee on your nipples if you pay me 3 yen.

HAHAHAHA I dont remember posting these at all.

 

[soulskier]

I haven't used a fly in at least 5 years. I was too lazy when drunk at one point and just kept with it. Simple and efficient.

Also this has all been covered before.

Do you nit wear a belt?

 

[spliff.Life]

yes almost never use the fly, that shits inconvenient, and always go outside when possible (like my backyard)

 

[Butters.]

I fully endorse these concepts.

 

[123+ski]

 

[.Hugo.]

yes almost never use the fly, that shits inconvenient, and always go outside when possible (like my backyard)

What do you have elastic waisted jeans?

 

[DasGoatenshafter]

With one leg up aiming at a fire hydrant

 

[theabortionator]

Do you nit wear a belt?

LOL belts.

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

What do you have elastic waisted jeans?

Why do you masturbate to pictures of Robin Williams?

 

[.Hugo.]

Why do you masturbate to pictures of Robin Williams?

I dont get it

 

[soulskier]

Why do you masturbate to pictures of Robin Williams?

, that's why

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

I dont get it

Listen, I don't get why you do it either, in all honesty it kinda creeps me out. But if Mrs. Doubtfire is what gets you off at night I have no complaints.

 

[Spiri7o]

i like to lay on the toilet

 

[Spiri7o]

i like to lay on the toilet

 

[Bart.Man]

I undo my zipper and pull him through the front door of my boxers. Too lzy to undo my belt...

I tried this for about a week of my life and only succeeded in scraping my dick on my zipper teeth.