How do you eat your pizza?

[Gorilla.Steeze]

Are you a folder, or a straight shooter? Now obviously you can't fold a deep dish, but I personally enjoy folding my NY style pizza. I hope no one here eats it backwards like those stupid Pizza Hut, stuffed crust pizzas. What say you NS?
Heidi Klum's doing it all wrong.

 

[uosdwiSrjewoH]

with my mouth

 

[McFellon]

tip to crust

 

[Afeld]

that's what she said

 

[a_pla5tic_bag]

NY/Jersey City pizza is the best. I fold sometimes and eat it normally others. I think I fold more often though.

 

[maximiliaan]

i put it in an blender, than in an injectionneedle and than pump it through my vains

 

[matt.s]

upside down, so all the cheesy goodness and the toppings touch my taste buds in a magical way

 

[Dhane]

buy a pie. put directly in fridge. then proceed to re-heat in toaster oven an hour later.
it tastes so much better for some reason. but im a folder

 

[maximiliaan]

that way it will burns on your tongue....

 

[matt.s]

ya, if you are a retard and eat it 2 seconds out of the oven. the bottom of the pizza will still burn your tongue anyway,

 

[RubberSoul]

smear that shit in ranch and devour it ah yeaah

 

[maximiliaan]

if the pizza is ready i want to eat

 

[I_Am_Mod]

either fold complete pizza in half (like a taco, half circle)
or if it's pre-cuti fold the triangular cuts in the middle (fold over a radius, so its half the width)

 

[RubberSoul]

ive always wondered why people do that? you just get fewer bites

 

[Cam.t]

ha shes not used to eating pizza

 

[paige.]

I actually do eat the crust first while it's still warm. I really don't like it so if I don't eat it first I throw it out and then feel guilty about wasting food.If I'm walking around I'll fold the piece in half because now I don't have the crust to hold on to.

 

[ORDEAL]

This makes me hungry for pizza. Like reeeeeeeeeeeally hungry.

But tip to crust, with parmasean on top

 

[Chompo.]

straight shooter...

 

[skithesprings]

take 2 pieces and make a PIZZASAMMICH!

 

[3-6-steeze]

Eat it starting at the point then give the crust to a hungry friend

 

[GayWolf420]

How ever the fuck I feel like eating my pizza.

 

[I_Am_Mod]

^^that's it, i usually make pizza when i'm in a rush, so i'm done faster; also you can eat it while walking, you don't drip pizza fluids on your cloths, don't need a plate to eat off, your hands stay clean, etc....

 

[Gorilla.Steeze]

You don't have to get all moody about it. What has pizza ever done to you?

 

[RubberSoul]

ahh. valid points

 

[987321654hgfd]

I put some red pepper on and...

 

[B-runge]

if anyone says fork an knife they just suck

haha

 

[rickroller]

this except you gatta get the peperoni

 

[Governator]

A liberal coating of Chef Prudhomme's sweet and hot pizza and pasta rub, fold and enjoy

 

[Balto]

fork and knife when im working at my computer, i dont like my keyboard/mouse getting all dirty

 

[drumbumocdp]

I eat it like everyone else. But when ever my mom makes pizza, I eat it with a knife and fork.

 

[Captain_Slow]

this

 

[GayWolf420]

Pizza has killed my self conscious.

 

[gyarados]

vertical fold FTW

 

[Noss.]

itz cuz u fat

 

[GayWolf420]

It. raped. me.

 

[1337]

bingo

 

[B-runge]

i lol'd

"working at my computer"

porn ns tgr facebook wow and various other games are sure hard work arent they....

but then i just remembered you have online school

which still = lol

 

[*Johnny]

I want a pizza so bad.

 

[GeneralT]

Folded with catsup. all day every day

 

[twin-tip-hero]

THIS

and some crushed bed pepper. fold in half and enjoy.

 

[Dylan_]

ranch and hotsauce , dip, eat

 

[PaleCelery]

I work at a pizza shop and I've tried everyway possible. Usually its a slight fold at the crust to give the pizza slice support so it doesnt go floppin around lol, but I dont fold it all the way so the cheese gets stuck to itself and the grease goes eerywhere, fuck that

 

[yojimbo]

 

[DADDYlongLEGS]

^ ^^ you are both wrong

 

[B-runge]

tapatio > any hot sauce but sirachachachacha is not in the same category because its asian

 

[Kangbang]

i eat mine normally. sometimes when im alone ill eat it backwards.

 

[hellomynameisjef]

crushed red pepper, franks red hot sauce

sex

 

[Zent33zy]

 

[.AR6rider.]

This is the only way. Then throw some Tabasco habanero sauce on it and cayenne pepper and you're good to go. Damn, I should have gotten pizza for dinner instead of Chinese.

 

[Sh0w-Full]

Dipped in mass quantities of bleu cheese and folded.

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

i dont eat, i fuck