How do you eat your pizza?

Gorilla.Steeze

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Are you a folder, or a straight shooter? Now obviously you can't fold a deep dish, but I personally enjoy folding my NY style pizza. I hope no one here eats it backwards like those stupid Pizza Hut, stuffed crust pizzas. What say you NS?
Heidi Klum's doing it all wrong.
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upside down, so all the cheesy goodness and the toppings touch my taste buds in a magical way
 
buy a pie. put directly in fridge. then proceed to re-heat in toaster oven an hour later.
it tastes so much better for some reason. but im a folder

 
ya, if you are a retard and eat it 2 seconds out of the oven. the bottom of the pizza will still burn your tongue anyway,
 
either fold complete pizza in half (like a taco, half circle)
or if it's pre-cuti fold the triangular cuts in the middle (fold over a radius, so its half the width)
 
I actually do eat the crust first while it's still warm. I really don't like it so if I don't eat it first I throw it out and then feel guilty about wasting food.If I'm walking around I'll fold the piece in half because now I don't have the crust to hold on to.
 
^^that's it, i usually make pizza when i'm in a rush, so i'm done faster; also you can eat it while walking, you don't drip pizza fluids on your cloths, don't need a plate to eat off, your hands stay clean, etc....
 
fork and knife when im working at my computer, i dont like my keyboard/mouse getting all dirty
 
i lol'd

"working at my computer"

porn ns tgr facebook wow and various other games are sure hard work arent they....

but then i just remembered you have online school

which still = lol
 
I work at a pizza shop and I've tried everyway possible. Usually its a slight fold at the crust to give the pizza slice support so it doesnt go floppin around lol, but I dont fold it all the way so the cheese gets stuck to itself and the grease goes eerywhere, fuck that
 
This is the only way. Then throw some Tabasco habanero sauce on it and cayenne pepper and you're good to go. Damn, I should have gotten pizza for dinner instead of Chinese.
 
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