How do i politely kick people out of my dorm room?

[Sufferboy]

i am studying for a big exam and my suite mate and his girlfriend come in, uninvited and it is really pissing me off. i was chillin with my girl friend. she was helping my room mates girl friend with a paper, and i was listening to a ski video and studying sociology for a exam tomorrow(i use ski vids as background noise). then my suite mate and his gf walk in, turn off my tv, and start talking loudly. i have my ipod on right now, but it is still pissing me off and not letting me study

 

[prontocuts.com]

Poop on them

 

[.Roockley.]

say "can you smell gas?"

and then run out of the room and wait for them to run out, then go back in

 

[Barefootin_Fiend]

go to the library?
if you guys share a dorm room, he has just as much right to be there....

 

[frosted_flakes]

 

[joey.]

lol perfect relevance!

 

[b-kul]

i think this is the best option so far.

 

[SkierX]

Unfortunately true.

 

[RudyGarmisch]

"Get the fuck out, I need to wank."

 

[Sufferboy]

nah he has a right to be in his dorm. and the bathroom not my dorm, his dorm is connected to mine by a bath room. we have different rooms. he has not right in here.

 

[b-kul]

i retract my previous statement, this is the best.

 

[thegreyarea]

Library.

 

[michelle]

Tell him "Hey, I'm trying to study for a big test. Do you mind heading over to your room for a bit?"

Pretty simple

 

[Elijah.]

Suitemate =/= roommate guys!

Just be upfront and honest with them without sounding like an asshole, and they'll understand.

 

[AlexGaynor]

Go study in his room

 

[Macaulay.Culkin]

best one so far

 

[Sufferboy]

my girl friend got them to leave. she told my suite mate she wants to color(idk how that worked, we are 18) and my suite mates girlfriend got excited now they are in his room. thank god

 

[Loges]

exactly.

 

[GORlLLA]

This

 

[sk1er]

is your story missing the part where you asked them to leave?

 

[zylstra]

whaaaaaaaat trey you have a girlfriend

 

[Sufferboy]

yeah bro. she is chill as fuck

 

[Caveman.]

haha this

 

[SkierX]

Could just start farting a bunch.

 

[Sufferboy]

its all good. they are all gone.

 

[sugarloaf]

haha in sex in the city there's a line where they refer to sex as coloring. maybe the girlfriends understood eachother