OK OK OK FOR SERIOUS NOW-
1- Go online and buy a cheap scalpel, some stitching equipment.
2- Fill bathtub with ice and lay on the ice
3- Using a mirror so you can see your torso underside
4- Using scalpel, cut through your abdomen pouch
5- See all those crazy looking things in there? you can sell each one of those guys for $10,000-$500,000 just pull all those badboys out and list them on ebay.
6- Stitch yourself up and make bank.