How do I get the attention of rich girls in college?

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CosmicBrownie

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So basically every girl at the University of Arizona is hot, stuck up, and supported by a trust fund. Are there any fail safe ways to get their attention and secure a spot on their dad's will before graduation?
 
Ignore them like their fathers did growing up, also be really superficial, and buy really expensive things.
 
She likes that

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Idk buy like those green tea shake things from starfuckers? I think college girls are into that. Makes them feel like they are healthy when they down bottles of hard liqueur and jizz all weekend.
 
spare yourself. all the riches in the world are not worth how fucking annoying that will be for any amount of time.
 
Crazy idea here... Walk up to them, look them dead in the eyes and then lean in a little closer and say (crazy part coming up) "Hi" From there I usually go with something along the lines of "how are you" or "Aren't you in my ____________ class?" or, if your in class with them then just start talking about what ever, the conversation will evolve if you just sack up.

Also, if you look like Thor this is guaranteed to work.

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this. but make sure the child is not conceived during consensual sex, if you rape her and get her pregnant there's a much better chance she'll pay attention to you.

If you REALLY want her attention make sure you become her drug dealer first and then start ripping her off on coke deals. When she figures out that you've been basically robbing her the whole time rape her during the inevitable confrontation and give her your seed.

she'll never forgot you after that
 
In my experience rich, posh girls are intrigued by poorer, lesser privileged guys. Just pretend your from the ghetto and they'll line up!
 
Shallow, rich girls want a "bad boy." Go buy a used leather jacket, grow a beard, and punch yourself in the face. Explain how your motorcycle was being towed for parking in a handicapped spot, so you beat the shit out of the tow truck operator and stole his truck, only to crash in the ensuing police chase and get a black eye. Fortunately, you carry thousands in cash at all times and bribed those pigs to get off your back. You then made them drop you off at the bar for a whiskey, where you met her, your future ex wife.
 
Epic.

Also, shallow rich college girls were very fun for specific purposes. Like hitting them from behind until they started making farm animal noises.

Thankfully I never married one. Having to live with something like that everyday is not worth any trust fund. Plus OP, daddy will make you sign a prenup anyway.

The key to getting shallow chicks in college is to be shallower than they are. If you give off the vibe that you are wife shopping, your sex life at college will be drier than the Sonoran Desert. "To get a fuck, don't give a fuck"
 
Once you give up or stop trying you'll be more attractive. But you need to offer a solid reason... maybe not for everyone, but for someone. As poor as this sounds, you just need 1 girl to solidly like you (even if you don't back), then there's a good chance some other girl will notice and get jealous or competitive which can make things interesting for you.

Otherwise if you're a total retard, just use a whoopee cushion in the cafeteria next to a group of these girls and then say "was that me?" and say to sorry to the hottest one. She will remember you after that.
 
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