liamskis15
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I have always been looking to get with a sick skier girl but at my hill there is only a few, I've already blew my chances with one and I need to know on how to not screw up, should I just throw a couple of gnarly tricks or?
How do I get a skier babe?
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Mr.Haverkamp
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pee in her butt
Newschoolers55
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13616975:Jeroen13 said:
Afterbang the land and you get a bj
Thegratefulskier
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13616984:Pringle said:
You're right I bought full tilts and I also afterbang the shit out of everything and now I have a skier babe
Hoodliving
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My full tilts and after bang got me a solid local Blondie ski racer with a ghetto booty. Damn fine as well total mountain trophy. But the stereotypes stayed true and she was just too much racer for it to work out completely different mind sets on skiing. And you know the govy/mtn saying it ain't your girl its just your turn my turns over. Back to a relationship with my skis
freewillie
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13617049:mantoast said:
righteous
Ian_Fitz
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Step 1. Create a charity fundraiser that targets girls and skiing.....encourage a bunch of girls to ski in swim suits or light clothing....ask for pledges every run they ride down they get a pledge.
Step 2. By now you have a solid source of income...expand your business and move from resort to resort.
Step 3. Slowly turn the girls who fundrased into a snow bunny survice....or brothle if your from Nevada.
Step 4. Pick any girl from your snow bunny survice and wife them up.....or just wave the fact that you have a large amount of money in front of some random hot girl (not a 12 year old) at a ski resort and she will come to you like flys to a bug zapper.
Step 5. Settle down and retire early, have some kids, enjoy life as she devorces you for half of everything.
Step 6. Pee in her butt
Step 2. By now you have a solid source of income...expand your business and move from resort to resort.
Step 3. Slowly turn the girls who fundrased into a snow bunny survice....or brothle if your from Nevada.
Step 4. Pick any girl from your snow bunny survice and wife them up.....or just wave the fact that you have a large amount of money in front of some random hot girl (not a 12 year old) at a ski resort and she will come to you like flys to a bug zapper.
Step 5. Settle down and retire early, have some kids, enjoy life as she devorces you for half of everything.
Step 6. Pee in her butt
Rennis_Deynolds
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get really good snowboarding
Rennis_Deynolds
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13617177:Dennis_Reynolds said:
13617174:Jbresch said:
She always tried way to hard and couldn't chill out to prove herself which she more than did enough. She was also super fragile so she couldn't do shit besides groomers.
It was almost to weird because she tried to be a bro way to hard and it just was weird for me. Wasn't into it. Plus her jacket / pants color combo was disgusting haha
Hoodliving
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story of my time with her, I work graveyards I wouldn't get shit for sleep back then13617054:KravtZ said:
it stands true through the ages13617105:BenWhit said:
13617116:freewillie said:
Update relevant to this thread, I went to bachy today and snagged one of the lifty girls numbers in only 4 laps. Its really not hard to pick ladies up on the hill, be polite and light humored, BE CONFIDENT seriously that alone can get you some attention. I dont mean cocky just ooze the energy that you dont have a worry or care in the world. Ask them if they want to ride sometime if they say yes saying something like sweet sounds good lets grab lunch after what's your number. If they say no all you do is say alright have a good day and go about your business. Its not rocket science haha
willysworld
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13617129:Ebola said:
I could not have said it better.
Shawleen
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LOL
First step is talk to her.
Be friendly.
Than see how it goes ... you might not even like her.
Nice line someone told me this week;
"I will try [insert a nice trick] if you give me you name and cell #"
I found it really funny and would probably have give him if he wasnt a 16 years old guy. Try that one and tell me if it works
First step is talk to her.
Be friendly.
Than see how it goes ... you might not even like her.
Nice line someone told me this week;
"I will try [insert a nice trick] if you give me you name and cell #"
I found it really funny and would probably have give him if he wasnt a 16 years old guy. Try that one and tell me if it works
LynxNation
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If there's a honey in the park, just nose press a box while hollarin,
"baby I can do this all day"
then ride away.
Boom. You're in.
"baby I can do this all day"
then ride away.
Boom. You're in.
ascent_studios
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13616975:Jeroen13 said:
correction: cum and then run to you
TVRNTVPOOP
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13616974:Mr.Haverkamp said:
its burned into my mind to immediately think this when I hear the word girl
Hoodliving
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13618063:Shawleen said:LOL
First step is talk to her.
Be friendly.
Than see how it goes ... you might not even like her.
Nice line someone told me this week;
"I will try [insert a nice trick] if you give me you name and cell #"
I found it really funny and would probably have give him if he wasnt a 16 years old guy. Try that one and tell me if it works
13618083:LynxNation said:
These should go hand in hand.
Hoodliving
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the worst they can say is no, and life goes on just like it was prior to asking so in my eyes if you're a nice guy and not a douche like mingg said below then a guy should have decent odds of at least spinning some laps with the ladies. So fellas seriously just be yourself and have fun. My ex one day riding she told me "its insane you're like a different person, so laid back not a care in the world yet so stoked and passionate about it its really cute how you just don't care and have as much fun as you can"13619026:Shawleen said:
13619041:Mingg said:
addie.
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show her your junk
no dont do that but in all seriousness the way my boyfriend won me over was hanging out with me off the hill and then once we kinda had something going we went skiing and her threw down some sick shit and i knew i wanted his d to be mine exclusively right there, so i would suggest that
some other helpful tips:
dont be a douche
pee in her butt
tell her she's pretty bitches love that shit
no dont do that but in all seriousness the way my boyfriend won me over was hanging out with me off the hill and then once we kinda had something going we went skiing and her threw down some sick shit and i knew i wanted his d to be mine exclusively right there, so i would suggest that
some other helpful tips:
dont be a douche
pee in her butt
tell her she's pretty bitches love that shit
Hoodliving
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13619650:Shawleen said:
Inb4 he's 12.
Hoodliving
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I was so close!13619678:SammyDubz said:
13619684:Shawleen said:
Back when I was his age I learned really quick that being a douche will get you scandalous girls, sure they can be hot and all but are usually trashy and up to no good. Dont get burnt. Just drop the act now and be yourself come highschool all the bitties will notice if you're that good skier kid who was nice and always funny. If you're not half bad looking you'll get way more quality ladies than some skeezballs that you can hit up with lines like "ay girl what's good let me holla"
SammyDubz
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13619692:mantoast said:
lol I think my original statement got misinterpreted. I was saying that where I live, it seems that the douchy kids seem to get the girls. Then I got roasted and I had no response so I just agreed haha. In actuality, I don't think I'm all that douchy. I'm sure some would say I am because I dress nice and come off as confident or whatever, but I'm pretty reserved.
But your advice was spot on for younger kids. Be yourself. Do your work in school. The girls who like guys that are intelligent are the ones you want to snag. Make em laugh and they're all your yours. Treat them right once you have them. And you're golden. Not as hard as you think.
LamSobinsky
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13616974:Mr.Haverkamp said:
This is the best u can do
SACKEDPanda
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Just do a backflip. Chicks dig backflips
