How do I catch a fox???

[User1]

Ok so my roommate and I thought it would be cool to catch a fox and keep it in the dorm as a pet. So how do I catch one of those sly mother fuckers? Also I'm a little drunk if you were wondering

 

[Chubz.]

try and trap a raccoon i heard theyre way friendlier and smarter dorm pets than foxes.

 

[270on420out]

Step 1. Aquire dog

Step 2. Overfeed dog so it becomes sluggish

Step 3. Have dog nap

Step 4. Set up trap on the side of the dog.

If the fox is both quick and brown, it will jump over the lazy dog and then into your trap.

 

[JWillySkeez]

I don't know how to get foxes but if you are in a college town you may be able to catch a cougar

 

[soulskier]

I think ordering a taxidermy fox would be just as good a drunk idea

 

[Blindsurfer]

that fox is gona fuck you up so bad. but if you really want to trap it just buy a fox trap online lol google is your friend

 

[.Hugo.]

223 or 22-250

 

[jca]

Play this song.

[VIDEO]https://youtu.be/jofNR_WkoCE[/VIDEO]

 

[CaptainObvious.]

Step 1. Aquire dog

Step 2. Overfeed dog so it becomes sluggish

Step 3. Have dog nap

Step 4. Set up trap on the side of the dog.

If the fox is both quick and brown, it will jump over the lazy dog and then into your trap.

250/10 would read again.

 

[HAMNATION]

trick it with bacon

 

[crotchvent]

You have to sneak up behind it and show that you are the dominant being.

 

[Deepskier]

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[whiteboi]

I don't know how to get foxes but if you are in a college town you may be able to catch a cougar

lol I see what you did there

 

[clorox]

this thread is 2 edgy 4 me