How do I break up with my girlfriend?

ZenyattaKick

ZenyattaKick

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I know this seems simple and like pointless but I really care about her and don’t want to hurt her, which I will. I just don’t feel it anymore… just looking for advice yk
 
Personally id go for the approach of ghosting her out of nowhere with no explanation then about a year later when she’s recovered come back into her life and do all in your power to have her fall head over heals for you again then slow dance in the rain tell her shes everything to you and that you love her then ghost her again and repeat the cycle
 
For context I’m in college, and I met this other girl recently and no matter how hard I try I cannot get her off my mind and I think I should try to see where that goes. But I still feel like a bad person.
 
14603602:Liamsasd said:
Personally id go for the approach of ghosting her out of nowhere with no explanation then about a year later when she’s recovered come back into her life and do all in your power to have her fall head over heals for you again then slow dance in the rain tell her shes everything to you and that you love her then ghost her again and repeat the cycle
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Solid plan bro, how does this work with kids or marriage? Do I get divorced and re marry?
 
14603602:Liamsasd said:
Personally id go for the approach of ghosting her out of nowhere with no explanation then about a year later when she’s recovered come back into her life and do all in your power to have her fall head over heals for you again then slow dance in the rain tell her shes everything to you and that you love her then ghost her again and repeat the cycle
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14603604:ZenyattaKick said:
Solid plan bro, how does this work with kids or marriage? Do I get divorced and re marry?
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No stay married with her but leave the kids with her and come back into their lifes periodically, statistically your children will have a better chance of being highly successful in life with an absent father figure
 
But fr if you dont have interest in your girlfriend any longer and want to move on its better to have the self respect and leave for both of your sakes you will both move on eventually and its better to do it now then stay and let it deteriorate because you just dont have interest, and if its meant to be it will be
 
just do it. i was in a simalar situation and im so much happier single now. just focus on yourself. go to the gym. play a sport. hang out with friends. just do anything but be a bum and sit on your couch. if your going to break up with her, dont let her win the breakup. also have a reason to break up with her that you can tell her, because breaking up with somebody is hard asf.
 
Sleep with her roommate. That way, other girls know your a fuckboi. And girls love a good cheating fuckboi.
 
Be a super shitty partner until she gets fed up and breaks up with you. Probably you are already doing this so well played.
 
topic:ZenyattaKick said:
I know this seems simple and like pointless but I really care about her and don’t want to hurt her, which I will. I just don’t feel it anymore… just looking for advice yk
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tell her u are chads gap and she is tanner hall in 2005, and she didnt make it all the way
 
Try some whacky shit in bed. Or just give it some time. If it works out it works out if not just say that you need to work on yourself a bit.
 
14603602:Liamsasd said:
Personally id go for the approach of ghosting her out of nowhere with no explanation then about a year later when she’s recovered come back into her life and do all in your power to have her fall head over heals for you again then slow dance in the rain tell her shes everything to you and that you love her then ghost her again and repeat the cycle
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I did this once and I still feel bad about it
 
14603603:ZenyattaKick said:
For context I’m in college, and I met this other girl recently and no matter how hard I try I cannot get her off my mind and I think I should try to see where that goes. But I still feel like a bad person.
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Just like, copy and paste this.

You spending all this $$ on college, you gotta learn how to communicate directly for the working world. Passive aggressive isn't good for business.
 
your going to do it eventually.....the sooner the better, time is a precious thing to waste. Out of respect for a person you care about.
 
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