How do i break the news?

[Drew_ski.]

So i bought myself some new skis and they are coming soon. My dad does not know about them yet and i dont know how to tell his so he does'nt get mad?

 

[enick]

slap him with yer dick

 

[special_k10101]

would your dad be pissed about it? and how old are you? i say you talk to him before they show up, just say, i thought i needed new skis, and they were cheap (even if they weren't) my bro just did that when he got crowbars.

 

[Balto]

when you say you bought new skis, do you mean you ordered them with his credit card? if so, your an idiot for not asking, if not, fuck him, its your money do what you want with it

 

[Phantom]

i bought a sword the other day. its pretty awesome.

 

[kko]

if he skis too just tell him you'll share them with him. i always do this with my mom and it works every time.

 

[family_vacation]

That is definitely awesome.

 

[Casey]

"I bought skis the other day... here they are"

 

[SEABURN]

don't even mention them. if he asks about them, just say you bought them a while ago

 

[Fish_Sandwich.]

If he sees the skis in the box they come in tell him it's a rocket launcher, he'll understand.

 

[cfox]

yes