How did you discover masturbation?

Krayola

Krayola

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So how did you guys discover masturbation? How old were you?

I was around 11, I would just stare at all the boobies and vaginas on the screen for a

couple nights. But, one night, I got curious as to how to get rid of my

boner and the rest is history.
 
i woke up drenched in sweat. my boner was at it again, throbbing and aching and keeping me awake. so i began to massage the affected region. thats when things went bad. it didnt like being massaged. my boner bared its fangs and gave a howl. my parents ran in as i was knelt on the bed, both hands on my cock as it flailed about recklessly, apparently trying to end my futile life on its quest to become the worlds most wanted. i tried to calm him down and whisper lionel richie lyrics to him but he wasnt having any of it. so i said, hey dick, im not fuckin around, this ends now! and i really went to town, just trying to end my misery by destroying my own dick by ripping it off.

needless to say, i didnt rip off my own dick, and our relationship has been mutually beneficial since than night.
 
haha, i had a pulled muscle in my leg during a hockey game, so i was massaging it with a battery powered massager/vibrator thing....i'm pretty sure you can figure out the rest....
 
This is 100% true and a really stupid fucking way i discovered msaturbation. Well i was a pretty stupid kid and always thought that when you fucked a vagina, you hit some sort of switch that made you cum. Anyways so I never even thought about it for a while until i was 12. I was in the shower and i got back from a scocer game and was really dirty. So i used soap and started soaphing myself down pretty good. At this time I already had some pubes going on since Im a pretty hairy dude. So i was washing my pubes for like 20 minutes just rubbing at it and all the sudden i came and was amazing. It hit me right there how stupid i have been my whole life. Rest is history. Prob jerked it thousands of times since then
 
OP's dad crawled into my bed to try and give me a tuggie but I was all like "Hold on I got this" and just did it myself.
 
Somewhere around grade 9 or 10, everyone would joke around about them jerkin off. I thought it was a joke and that none of them were actually beating off, cause that's just disgusting. Anyways one night I hooked up with the team puck bunny, she was giving me head, it was my first time, I kept feeling like I was going to piss in her mouth. I had never come before and had no idea what it would feel like, so I kept holding off until I couldn't hold it any longer. I figured it would make one hell of a story in the dressing room so I just let it go. Turns out that feeling was natural and she obviously knew that as well. The next time we hooked up she gave me an HJ and I figured fuck I could do this on my own. I remember all through high school I felt disgusted with myself and tried to quit every week.
 
I was making a PBJ sandwich. I was a messy child. I got peanut butter all over my hands. Also hand been skinny dipping in the pool because my mom left for a couple hours. Anyway I cratched my balls not thinking anything of it. Got peanut butter all over them. Went back out to eat my sandwich and my dog pretty much tackled me and started aggressively licking my sack.

In about 10 seconds I learned what happened when you or someone else touches your naughty spot.

Me and my dog were good friends before, but we became best friends after that. Saddest day of my life when he died.

RIP Shadow
 
in 4th grade someone googled lesbians on one of the classroom computers. went home, googled lesbians, went to town
 
All i want to hear from is pinknames

otherwise,

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