How crunk are youz?

[crunkiest]

Worlds crunkiest man comp. tell your your story I shall judge.

 

[Anathema]

i swear to god im gonna steal all the crunk as soon as i figure out what it is and where they keep it

 

[RoofDaRoofieDogg]

My nipples are so hard right now.

 

[Hatsnballs]

i like turtles

 

[crunkiest]

Current leader as of now.

 

[Olde_English]

nipples? my dick is hard right now

 

[RoofDaRoofieDogg]

I've got a dick/nipple triforce going on right here

 

[KillaSteeze]

no.

 

[crunkiest]

Crunk Fail.

Crunk is the key to unlocking steeze.

 

[Dlud]

I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice stir

 

[Dlud]

*storm. FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU autocorrect

 

[crunkiest]

Not very many crunk people on here.

 

[crunkiest]

No

 

[BrewskiJr]

My 21st birthday was last night.

I was the crunkest.

/thread

 

[chickenonabun]

crunk aint dead yo

http://www.luxist.com/2007/03/28/lil-jons-necklace-sets-bling-record/

 

[act.resist]

I had a crescent roll for dinner

 

[SeanTom]

YO I JUST DOWNED A BOTTLE OF PATRON AND FUCK YO BITCH IN THE ASS THEN TRASHED MY MAYBACH BEFORE WRECKING SHIT AT MY CONCERT AND FUCKING 20 MO BITCHEZ
YOLF

 

[act.resist]

Crescent. Roll.

 

[Ski_Alot]

i iz uzing zs excessively duz dat make me krunk???

 

[Benji.]

YO MEE TOO!! ha! I drew one today in class and used chalk to color it in.

 

[Benji.]

Also, I'm working on a delicious keg right meow. I should post a pic..... eatin' wings and i just bought spotify premium. holy fuck what am i doing tonight bitches! woo! fuck you

 

[[hamnuts]]

guess what.

 

[Benji.]

WHAT??!!!

 

[[hamnuts]]

NOTHING!!!!!!!

 

[meth_man]

7

 

[DERS.]

i heard that lil jon and the eastside boyz like to get crunk.

 

[act.resist]

GUIZE SERIOUSLY CRECSENT ROLLS.

 

[Benji.]

OH WOW! thanks a lot jeeze lu eeeze

 

[rareison]

To dawg, I heard you like to get crunk, so we put some crunk in your crunk so you can crunk while you're crunking