How can I make my baggy pants look good?

[FranklinTheSkier]

so I bought super baggy windbreaker pants of Amazon (because I wasn’t tryna break the bank) and I wore them today and the looked dope except for the fact that they became suctioned to my legs when I went fast (because of the wind). They basically shrink wrapped around my legs and made me look like I was wearing long underwear and nothing else which is the exact opposite of the ultra baggy look I’m going for. I’m not tryna buy another pair of pants but I’m also not tryna look like 1960s Superman so does anyone know how to fix this?

 

[snowmonk]

Pack your shit up with copious amounts of cotton balls. Works like a charm.

 

[Treegrabber]

Get sum with a heavier fabric or

if u can find something cheap with a liner that would probably solve ur problem

 

[FranklinTheSkier]

Pack your shit up with copious amounts of cotton balls. Works like a charm.

Is this supposed to be sarcastic or is this a legit strat?

 

[pizzaslush]

Is this supposed to be sarcastic or is this a legit strat?

I do this trick too, saves the pocket sammie also

 

[asparagus]

No easy solution, you are now superman (it probably looks less bad than you think)

 

[KCoCM]

No easy solution, you are now superman (it probably looks less bad than you think)

or it might just look way worse, less superman, more shrink wrapped testicles

 

[dognuts]

boner

 

[qazwsxedc34]

If you have pixy stick legs it is vital you wear at least two pants underneath, preferably polyester or wool. Then poll them up to bottom of knees and push under high wearing socks. This will automatically make you look like you do leg days everyday and stop the suction cup action. The only downside is you will sweat from your ass really bad and there's the possibility it will look like you soiled yourself.

 

[FranklinTheSkier]

I do this trick too, saves the pocket sammie also

So basically I just stuff the inside of the lining with a ton of cotton balls?

 

[pizzaslush]

So basically I just stuff the inside of the lining with a ton of cotton balls?

Yes, exactly

 

[yungspliffy]

I don't know whats going on here, but I really wanna see this guy skiing with cotton balls in his pants

 

[mynameisgiovanni]

OP man that’s funny as hell, top post!

 

[Butterytips69]

Just get really fast so you fill the pants out

 

[Butterytips69]

Just get really fast so you fill the pants out

*fat fuck me

 

[kylersucks]

ride switch so they look like balloons when you look down

 

[FranklinTheSkier]

ride switch so they look like balloons when you look down

Except my butt cheeks will become shrink wrapped

 

[kylersucks]

Except my butt cheeks will become shrink wrapped

even better

 

[SWRTOFFICIAL]

I wonder if the XXL Adidas pants I ordered from postmark will do the same

to be honest its kinda cool, I love seeing the pants flap in the wind

 

[Christian_Bale]

Probably not that much you can do about it unfortunately, maybe try wearing thick sweatpants underneath and see if that helps

 

[FranklinTheSkier]

Thank you for all your help! I finally fixed it and now I dont look like a stick figure that got vacuum sealed in pants.

 

[Treegrabber]

Thank you for all your help! I finally fixed it and now I dont look like a stick figure that got vacuum sealed in pants.

Cotton ball method I’m guessing

**This post was edited on Mar 17th 2022 at 2:33:23am

 

[FruitBootPro]

It's because they're windbreaker/rain pants, not actual snowpants. The pants that are made by Soldier, R3valuate, Anytides, etc etc are so expensive because they are handmade insulated snowpants with some actual weight to them. The solution is to get those, or try and find 2-3XL snowpants on sale at an online shop