How can I get more matches on tinder?

[freewillie]

Im not really that ugly only a little.

 

[iFlip]

Use this as your profile pic:

 

[.FRY.]

everyone knows xbox live is the new tinder, put on your headset and go get some bitches playing gta

 

[WoFIowz]

Swipe right.

 

[.Hugo.]

Pictures with puppies. No lie works very well

 

[snowpocalypse]

Dick pic's...... Lots and lots of dick pic's

When I was having trouble I switched over to Grinder...... Things went swell from that day on.

 

[weedoo]

Word I hear Grindr wearks smashing

 

[iced]

provide a reference of your mom if anyone doubts your "great" personality

 

[Bondy]

Tell em you can do backflips on your skis

 

[SkiThe603]

Tell them you have a massive schlong...they’ll eat it up, literally

 

[.butterz.]

Continue swiping right, don't even look.

 

[FIRAT]

I've been told chicks don't really dig the skiphotos, just post pictures where you look more handsome than in real life

 

[chacha33]

Find a small dog and take pictures with it. It’s like fishing with dynamite after that

 

[patskis22]

Wear full tilts

 

[theabortionator]

Dick pic's...... Lots and lots of dick pic's

When I was having trouble I switched over to Grinder...... Things went swell from that day on.

Word I hear Grindr wearks smashing

Grindr is fucking chill. Don't knock it

 

[GnomesAreReal]

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**This post was edited on Nov 16th 2018 at 8:14:01pm

 

[_Garagely_]

Grindr is fucking chill. Don't knock it

Seriously though, my buddy back home was showing me his profile and how it worked, it's what I wish tinder was like

 

[theabortionator]

Seriously though, my buddy back home was showing me his profile and how it worked, it's what I wish tinder was like

It's so much more logical. Fuck swiping right and left and trying to match. You see somebody you want and you send them a message.

It's not a perfect app or anything, and there's plenty of meh people on there, but it's pretty straightforward.

I don't use it much unless I'm traveling, but it is comforting to know that unless I'm in the absolute middle of nowhere I could probably turn it on, and hook up with somebody I was actually into pretty easily.

 

[search4freshies]

make your bio say nothing but, 6' 6". If bitches think you're tall they'll hop right on your D.

 

[.frenchy]

get off tinder and meet girls irl

 

[Mr.Panda]

Have something in the blurb about being spiritual or some other sorta hippy new wave garbage.

 

[Fuckthefuckoff]

Write in your profile that you are just looking to get a blowjob

 

[Brule.]

Tell em you can do backflips on your skis

This. Russian Roulette your way through that shit. Then once you have hella matches, you pick and choose who you want to give the pipe.

 

[Lonely]

Pictures with puppies. No lie works very well

Dogs are great for starting conversations and getting the swipes

 

[SterlingArcher]

Tindog is better

 

[The_Gnar_God]

Get a pic of you saucing a lip on blind true. Works every time.

 

[F-Beezy]

Use a picture of Tom Wallisch

 

[Fuckthefuckoff]

Use a picture of Tom Wallisch

He is one ugly ass mother fucker. Is he gonna fuck u with his goofy hat on?

 

[Fuckthefuckoff]

can you imagine how pathetic it must be for tom wallisch to have sex? like what does he do go in a bathroom to get naked and come back with his hat on??

 

[cbj]

Find a small dog and take pictures with it. It’s like fishing with dynamite after that

And get a Juul right

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

can you imagine how pathetic it must be for tom wallisch to have sex? like what does he do go in a bathroom to get naked and come back with his hat on??

rofl

 

[tsingtaofanatic]

use me as your profile pic i wont mind

 

[sambuswell]

use me as your profile pic i wont mind

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Do this if you want to look like the dude that graduated last year who is coming back to his high school with a shotgun under his trench coat because his freshman girlfriend broke up with him

 

[vibecheck]

Do this if you want to look like the dude that graduated last year who is coming back to his high school with a shotgun under his trench coat because his freshman girlfriend broke up with him

Is this a statement from personal experience?

 

[DirtYStylE]

it’s important to let your potential matches know that you eat ass

 

[sambuswell]

Is this a statement from personal experience?

Don't ask me, ask the worshipper of satan

 

[tsingtaofanatic]

Do this if you want to look like the dude that graduated last year who is coming back to his high school with a shotgun under his trench coat because his freshman girlfriend broke up with him

Well in all honesty you're not far off. This picture was taken before I went to burn a local church in St.Petersburg, my home town in Russia.

Well actually you are pretty far off.

 

[davetron78]

well chicks on tinder only want dudes with big trucks\expensive cars and a high paying job so that they can be a sugar baby and complain all the time "why your not there for them" and them compulsively interact with her friends to ensure an ideal ladies night to forgo an existential awareness that precedes any previous encounters of the same kind. your best option is for organically formulate a relationship via face to face on the ski hill or garden market

 

[ASSholebomber22]

well chicks on tinder only want dudes with big trucks\expensive cars and a high paying job so that they can be a sugar baby and complain all the time "why your not there for them" and them compulsively interact with her friends to ensure an ideal ladies night to forgo an existential awareness that precedes any previous encounters of the same kind. your best option is for organically formulate a relationship via face to face on the ski hill or garden market

I've piped dumpster sluts off tinder on an air matress on the floor of my buddy's apartment after picking them up in a corolla.

They want excitement, not cash. Vanilla-ass

 

[ChadThundercock]

Do this if you want to look like the dude that graduated last year who is coming back to his high school with a shotgun under his trench coat because his freshman girlfriend broke up with him

LOL

 

[xxACIDTRIPxx]

Make sure your main photo is you with a chick. Mine is me and a bird I met at a rave. Alpha as fuck

Then just one of me in ski gears

my bio literally just says "6'1"

Msg girls with any of the following

my place or yours

I hope your head is as empty as your bio (most alpha pick up line)

dtf?

For tinder to work with a high success rate you needa be somewhat good looking..... if you are under 7-7.5 don't even think about it lol. Or if you're fat like Chubz or a paedo like frenchy.

 

[tsingtaofanatic]

For tinder to work with a high success rate you needa be somewhat good looking..... if you are under 7-7.5 don't even think about it lol. Or if you're fat like Chubz or a paedo like frenchy.

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA