How Can I Get Girls

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Skitnit

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I'm currently a virgin and all of my guy friends make fun of me for it. How can I become more attractive and get girls to want me?
 
Be an asshole to them, dress like a preppy cock and play trendy sports, that's how all the kids in my school have girlfriends
 
Enslave your asshole friends and force them to build Star Wars bobbleheads. Then sell them and make money.

Money = Women
 
Virginity is a social construct to make you feel bad about sexuality and superimposed morals.

That being said, be yourself, unless you're a jerk, then be nice. Girls will ever talk take notice, but I f your just trying to get to them to get laid because your friends a re rude, ditch your friends and reevaluate your views on woman. Girls like guys who are confident in themselves and make them laugh.
 
I don't know if I'm just feeding a troll or not, but...

Your friends can fuck off. If the only thing you care about sex is losing your virginity, then you'll probably end up awkwardly drunk fucking some random slut for your first time, and hope to never see her again because you made things awkward.

Just don't worry about it and if you find a girl that you are into (and its mutual) and you end up getting some good sex (not drunk sex) then you will most definitely be much happier than you think simply losing your virginity will make you.

You make yourself more attractive to girls by actually talking to them and putting yourself out there. Simple as that. And maybe you just make friends with a girl, a lot of the time being good friends with a girl can be a lot better than a girlfriend. The whole fixation on how much being in the "friendzone" sucks is absolutely retarded
 
13498619:JakeSmith said:
I don't know if I'm just feeding a troll or not, but...

Your friends can fuck off. If the only thing you care about sex is losing your virginity, then you'll probably end up awkwardly drunk fucking some random slut for your first time, and hope to never see her again because you made things awkward.

Just don't worry about it and if you find a girl that you are into (and its mutual) and you end up getting some good sex (not drunk sex) then you will most definitely be much happier than you think simply losing your virginity will make you.

You make yourself more attractive to girls by actually talking to them and putting yourself out there. Simple as that. And maybe you just make friends with a girl, a lot of the time being good friends with a girl can be a lot better than a girlfriend. The whole fixation on how much being in the "friendzone" sucks is absolutely retarded
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This.
 
topic:AlaskanSkier907 said:
How can I become more attractive and get girls to want me?
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Smell good. You can't do much about what your hair/face/body looks like but you do have control over what you smell like. Id take the average looking guy who smells good over the really attractive dude who smells like butt.
 
13498793:Mingg said:
Smell good. You can't do much about what your hair/face/body looks like but you do have control over what you smell like. Id take the average looking guy who smells good over the really attractive dude who smells like butt.
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But wouldn't he not be attractive if he smelled like butt?
 
To add on to what someone said previously, having a friend who is a girl is a great thing. Seriously, it's not complicated at all and you can find out a lot more about the opposite sex, as well as gain experience in talking to them
 
chase them around like this

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13498619:JakeSmith said:
I don't know if I'm just feeding a troll or not, but...

Your friends can fuck off. If the only thing you care about sex is losing your virginity, then you'll probably end up awkwardly drunk fucking some random slut for your first time, and hope to never see her again because you made things awkward.

Just don't worry about it and if you find a girl that you are into (and its mutual) and you end up getting some good sex (not drunk sex) then you will most definitely be much happier than you think simply losing your virginity will make you.

You make yourself more attractive to girls by actually talking to them and putting yourself out there. Simple as that. And maybe you just make friends with a girl, a lot of the time being good friends with a girl can be a lot better than a girlfriend. The whole fixation on how much being in the "friendzone" sucks is absolutely retarded
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This right here. Lost my v-card in a drunken "I've been getting a ton of shit for being a virgin so I'm just gonna fuck for the sake of fucking" situation and regretted the hell out of it. Take your time, find somebody that is worth doing it with, and do it right.
 
13498793:Mingg said:
Smell good. You can't do much about what your hair/face/body looks like but you do have control over what you smell like. Id take the average looking guy who smells good over the really attractive dude who smells like butt.
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How does one smell good? What should he smell like
 
13498793:Mingg said:
Smell good. You can't do much about what your hair/face/body looks like but you do have control over what you smell like. Id take the average looking guy who smells good over the really attractive dude who smells like butt.
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Almost every girl at my school cares about hair and clothing on a guy... and you can change those...if you can afford to park ski you can afford a good hair cut. haha
 
all you gotta do is be super nice and yourself. then once you get the girl and you finally lose your virginity, thats when you pee in her butt
 
Learn to play an instrument, girls love guys who can play music, just don't play the accordian, sadly most people don't view it as the dope instrument it is.
 
13501312:chicknfriedsteak said:
Learn to play an instrument, girls love guys who can play music, just don't play the accordian, sadly most people don't view it as the dope instrument it is.
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Fuck bitches.......

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Make sure to go for girls in YOUR league. I know it sounds childish, but it's true. If your a 6, like me, and you get lucky to fuck a 9 or 10, odds are she's either drunk, a huge slut, or both. Your only going to come across a handful of girls of that caliber, who would actually fuck a 5. Just keep that in mind.
 
13501450:AidanCski said:
Make sure to go for girls in YOUR league. I know it sounds childish, but it's true. If your a 6, like me, and you get lucky to fuck a 9 or 10, odds are she's either drunk, a huge slut, or both. Your only going to come across a handful of girls of that caliber, who would actually fuck a 5. Just keep that in mind.
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nah go big or go home what do you have to lose
 
How many time do I have to say it:

Step 1. ludes and chill

Step 2.?????? bill cosby???????

step 3. pee in her but
 
13498555:Titus69 said:
Be an asshole to them, dress like a preppy cock and play trendy sports, that's how all the kids in my school have girlfriends
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13498573:.Hugo. said:
Chloroform
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one of these usually works

13498793:Mingg said:
Smell good. You can't do much about what your hair/face/body looks like but you do have control over what you smell like. Id take the average looking guy who smells good over the really attractive dude who smells like butt.
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or this i always try to smell and look good but casual i proably look like shit but a lots girls say i smell good

13500458:SammyDubz said:
chase them around like this

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fucking lol

13501450:AidanCski said:
Make sure to go for girls in YOUR league. I know it sounds childish, but it's true. If your a 6, like me, and you get lucky to fuck a 9 or 10, odds are she's either drunk, a huge slut, or both. Your only going to come across a handful of girls of that caliber, who would actually fuck a 5. Just keep that in mind.
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fuck this go big or go home i have started getting close to the hottest girl in my school she is a fucking dime and im a fucking like 4 proably but ima ask her to homecoming if she says no fuck that easy
 
13501179:Ebola said:
Almost every girl at my school cares about hair and clothing on a guy... and you can change those...if you can afford to park ski you can afford a good hair cut. haha
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when you said haha after your comment i assumed that it was supposed to be a funny comment.

i was most certainly wrong.
 
Dude it's all good don't worry about it. Honestly i always thought I'm never getting girls or anything but as long as your self ( not an asshole) you'll score but it just takes time
 
own your own ski company, videotape the girls flashing their tits on your boat, reckless gun use, and drifting your subaru.
 
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